WALTER: A long time ago in a big house near london… …lived a mother hen and her servants three. Everything was oddly normal for this time of year. Then one night a certain magical character visited them, changing their lives forever. *Thumping* *GUNSHOT* INTEGRA: What was that!? Are we under attack!? Status report! STATUS REPORT! ALUCARD: *Sighs* Before you start… INTEGRA: Jesus Christ… ALUCARD: Okay! Before… you… start! INTEGRA: HOLY SHIT! ALUCARD: Would you care for me to explain!? INTEGRA: OH YES ALUCARD! I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW WHY YOU SHOT AND KILLED FATHER CHRISTMAS! ALUCARD: He startled me. INTEGRA: HE STARTLED YOU!? ALUCARD: He… startled… me! INTEGRA: Oh well I guess he should apologize! ALUCARD: Well, it’s going to be kind of hard, ’cause… …eh, you know, I shot him. INTEGRA: Brilliant! So what are we supposed to do!? ALUCARD: *Grunts* Well! I guess I have to save Christmas. INTEGRA: *Groans* ALUCARD: Yup. No other options. INTEGRA: How about, ANY, other option? ANY AT ALL!? ALUCARD: No use trying to put the brakes on this! It’s going down. INTEGRA: You planned this. ALUCARD: What? INTEGRA: You planned this! I know you did. ALUCARD: Psh- You honestly don’t trust me!? *SLAM* POLICE GIRL: MASTER! The sleigh has been secured! Unfortunately Vixen died… But… Oh… ALUCARD: You won’t believe how cheap that elf costume was! INTEGRA: FFFFFFFF- ALUCARD: I stole it! INTEGRA: AAAALLLUU- ALUCARD: LET ME HAVE MY NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS MOMENT! WALTER: And so… Alucard Claus and his little helper visited many houses that night.
*Alucard laughing in the background* Until Alucard got bored, and kind of wandered off. The End. ALUCARD: MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAHAHAHAHA!