An Australian Christmas Bloody Miracle [SFM]

An Australian Christmas Bloody Miracle [SFM]


Scout! ‘Ey? Wooo! Woo! Woo. Wanker What are you lookin’ at? G’day! Step right up! Haven’t got all bloody day! Whiskey Nah Bottle o’ Scrumpy? Nah! Australia! That’s how we do it in the bush Huh? Cheers, mate! Have a good one… Let’s do this Boooo! This sucks! Mate… What the hell was that crap? Yeah! You… are… a… bloody… disgrace Um? Go to hell, wanker Yo… You big-head wankers, piss off I’m not done yet, mate Not by a long shot Come on, then! This is just gettin’ started… Get over here Let’s do this! You shouldn’t even gotten out of bed… Oh, I’m gonna beat you so hard You’ll have a twitch! Yeah, come get some, ya frickin’ wuss! Go on then, mates! Take that, you one-eyed drunk! Ya twitchy hooligan Yeah why don’t you come over and say that to my face? Nice try mate, but I’m the best! Gotcha, you bomb-lobbing wanker! Gotcha, ya spastic little gremlin That’ll slow ya down, ya miniature delinquent Couldn’t skip around that, could ya? You precious little posey Holy shi– Ya mongrel Ya little ankle biter That… Really freakin’ hurt I’m gonna plant one right between your eyes, Ya punter! Stay down, lad Take ’em back Yeah… No, no, no! Could’a sworn I had that… Look here, pumpkin-head You’re all done I hate you campers, you piece of crap! I think we’re done here, Seeya in five minutes Uh, a little help? Oh, I need a drink You suck Right here Alright, ya wankers! I am the King of Australia! Well, happy Australia day to me Now I’ve gotta make a necklace out of ya teeth Bushmans’ rules Haha, ya crazy man! This guy… You’re both dead I suspect you’ll keep your big mouths shut now Come on, Camping weasel! I’m bloody god, mate! Give ’em a gob-full! Nobodys gonna miss you Wanker! Oh my God! Ah, cripe! Help me! Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! Bloody hell! Bugger Oh that smarts Freedom! Go, go, go! Ya bloody idiots! Get to it! Let’s go, mates! Incoming! Let’s go, let’s go! …not a crazed gunman, dad, I’m an assassin How’s it goin’ there? Aye, let’s go! Boom! You suck We did it, hehe Yeah! You sneaky ratbags! Ah, crap! Tagged ya! Give up! Yeah! That just happened! Incoming! Sentry comin’ up! Alright, alright! Call that sniping? Oh, me mother… This is not good Help! What is happening? Move it! O oh Let’s go lads, climb on them! Ya bloody pikers! Let’s play! Hold still! What the bloody hell? Are you freakin’ kidding me? Oh… I feel like every bone in me body’s broke Scout? No! Scout! G’day! Take a gander at this little princess Ah I’m sorry, mate… Ya head-shotting Judace! Keep yappin’ that big mouth, While it’s still attached to your bloody neck You and I are a lot alike, mate… Except you’re dead Standin’ around like a bloody idiot! Ya bomb-chuckin’ waste of good scotch! Bloody piker Wave goodbye to your head, wanker Play ball! Ah, piss. Bloody bogan! You big-head wankers! Hey, hey, hey, hey! You might like this? Aye? ‘ey, ‘ey? What do ya think, ‘ey? It’s a miracle… It’s an Australian Christmas Bloody miracle! Not bad, ‘ey? Fan-bloody-tastic! No worries! Oh, yes! That’s good scrumpy! …Um? And a little somethin’ extra! Alright, mates! Oh haha, man! Oh, I must be drunk…

92 thoughts on “An Australian Christmas Bloody Miracle [SFM]

  1. IM AUSTRALIAN! THIS IS NOT HOW WE ACT.. PROBABLY SOME AUSSIES. BUT SERIOUSLY!
    WE DON’T USE AUTOMATICS ONLY BOLT ACTION AND SOME SEMI-AUTOMATICS.. WHOS AUSSIE AND AGREES??!

  2. This is basically a normal 2fort server: One team has a demomain (problably a demoknight) and a scout that sucks at killing while the other team only plays snipers and have a friendly that tries to give them sanviches.

  3. I love this subtle feature that the steering wheel is on the right because that's where it is in real life Australia.

  4. Murder, manslaughter and assault: “Well I guess that is bad after all. We should probably put these two on trial”.

    Doesn’t like the beer: “YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN UNTIL THERE’S AN OGRE HEAVY READY TO TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB”.

  5. I love how the music during the bar fight is that one song from the Stanley Parable. This gotta be at least the third time I'm watching this, how did I never notice?

  6. I heard people say insults just as bad as those Snipers said to our Scout and Demoman to me for telling them I'm a furry. People are harsh man.

  7. Spy: Scout
    Medic: Scout
    Heavy: Scout
    Sniper: Scout
    Pyro: ? (I'm guessing Scout)
    Engie: Scout
    Solider: Scout

    Demo: SCOTT

  8. dont enter a bar full of australian people unless you want to be chased across the entire continent and then become king

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