Being married VS. Being Single | Drew Barth | Dry Bar Comedy

Being married VS. Being Single | Drew Barth | Dry Bar Comedy


I love being married though. I love living with a woman. It’s great. I don’t run out of stuff anymore Especially in the bathroom and guys who live by themselves know that’s a problem sometimes some sometimes He’ll just get in the shower in the morning, but there’s no soap in here I’m fresh out of ideas alright I’ll just turn the water up hotter hey. Yes scrub really hard with a loofah yeah My wife will buy multiple bottles of shampoo at a time, it’s a brilliant idea it is Never crossed my mind at all. I bought one one bottle of shampoo, and then when it gets to the end Unscrew the top hold it up to the shower oh You people have all done this you know what I am a little little shampoo cocktail for yourself there Alright, this is gonna be the same thing Wow that goes right in the eyes look at that Maybe if you like me you dive into the sink you bust out the hotel miniatures you’ve been stealing for the past 15 years Alright, candle with sweets. What do we got today? All right? blueberry alright I Wouldn’t normally use blueberry shampoo, but I really have much of an option And this is this is moisturizer yuck I’m just gonna be shiny all day alright My wife and I moved into an apartment that has two bathrooms Which I think already just adds another five years to our marriage The fact that we don’t have to compete for a shower in the morning, and we never take a shower together I think some people think that’s strange, but honestly It’s just not practical for us because when you first get together with somebody the idea of taking a shower together sounds awesome A woman’s like hey, I’m thinking about taking a shower Hopefully not in that voice I should point that out Hey, you wanna take a shower? Pass It’s very appealing when you first get together though But any guy here that lives with a woman knows that if you try and take a shower together odds Are it’s just gonna turn into you standing in the back for about six minutes It’s freezing back here. It’s really cold. I I can see it’s hot up there. I could I’d see the steam That’s where I stand when I take a shower quite frankly, you would Sweetie, but what happens though is the water hits the top of your forehead And it comes off as this cool fine mist and that’s all I get to work with I get a little produce shower this could Take forever for me to get Clean is so my turn alright fantastic cool Here we go we’re on different rinsing cycles. I don’t wanna mess that up cool I don’t recognize any of these but no you got a conditioner three times Waters warm okay? This is, uh, boring. Actually. I know you’re naked. That’s cool, but if I knew it’s gonna go this long I would have put my kindle in a ziploc or something Are you Are you getting out? you getting out – cool! Take both towels. I don’t – I don’t need both towels We are out of hot water though, sweetheart, so it’s alright. I’ll just smell today. That’s alright Subscribe to Dry Bar Comedy for even more of the world’s largest collection of clean comedy

17 thoughts on “Being married VS. Being Single | Drew Barth | Dry Bar Comedy

  1. Why do so many guys find it normal to be that pussywhipped? How about you grow some balls and stand up for yourself? You're afraid she's gonna cry?

  2. Huhuck! Yup! Us men are such dopes. Women are so smart. Thanks for summarizing us like this. It's amazing that people are so brainwashed by feminist society that they perceive this as "clean humor". Because it's only bad if you insult the protected gender…

  3. After 3 wives I decided to try it on my own. Fact is I now never run out of soap. It’s veggies I’m low on today 😎

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