Bonjour, B*tch ft. Trevor Moran | MTV’s Greatest Party Story Ever

Bonjour, B*tch ft. Trevor Moran | MTV’s Greatest Party Story Ever


– Hi. I’m Trevor Moran and this is
my greatest party story ever. It’s not a party. (pop music) It’s 2015, Adele just dropped her
brand new album “25”, Zayn was leaving One Direction, and I was freshly
leaving the closet. It was a super fantastic
year for everyone. To celebrate, one of my best friends
and I, Ricky Dillon, made a song called
“Steal The Show”. We spent months brainstorming
ideas on the music video, and finally decided (bleep) it, let’s
shoot for the stars. Let’s film our music
video in Paris. So we’re in the limo, yeah, I said it. A little lit because
we’ve been sipping on some sparkling water. We’re totally feeling ourselves. We breezed through security and hopped on the chicest
double-decker two-story plane. Everything in Paris is
ready for our arrival. The producer, the
writers, the PAs, everything is there
already waiting for us. We are beyond ready
to get started. I mean, we are celebrating
on this plane. We’re sitting in business class, living our Parisian fantasy. After all that sparkling water
I passed the (bleep) out. We wake up in a haze and
we immediately realize that the vibe is just off. The flight attendants
are acting sus as hell. They are pacing back and forth. (breathing heavily) The passengers are
starting to get kind of pissed and annoyed. People are now screaming
at flight attendants who refuse to tell us
anything about the situation. The pilot speaks on
the intercom and goes (mimics radio static) “Well, everybody, “we’re gonna be having to
make an emergency landing “in Salt Lake City, Utah.” And everyone just
(bleep) freaks. That is not my
destination, sweetie! I’m trying to say
bonjour, bitch! So the pilot’s like “All right, we going
to Salt Lake City.” We are greeted by 40, 50 cop cars, SWAT team, fire trucks
with their hoses out ready to spray this plane. I’m ready for the slides to
inflate off the (bleep) plane, and I’m gonna
tumble off the plane like Simone Biles
in the Olympics. Backflips and (bleep). So we’re off the plane, and we get escorted into
some top secret room with all 250 passengers. My new best friends. We’re all in this room
waiting to get interrogated by the FB (bleep) I. When the FBI talked to me, they asked for my passport, any ID, social security number, what I’m doing, why I’m going to Paris, what are my intentions in Paris. I’m like “Don’t mind me, “I’m just trying to be a
pop star in Paris.” (laughs) The FBI decided they
wanted to feed us. So they bought us (bleep) pizza. Really? I wanted some French baguette! If you’re gonna
emergency land my plane, I’m expecting Morton’s
Steakhouse Postmated. But (makes noise of disgust) no. We still don’t really know why
the plane emergency landed. We check our phones
and go on social media, and I had to learn
through the news that our plane
had a bomb threat. We got a bomb threat! What? I find out there’s a
bomb threat on Twitter. I’m fully freaking out. So as I’m on Twitter, I’m gonna tweet about it. So I start panic tweeting
like “Oh my god!” One of my tweets even
ended up on Fox News and I got so many texts from
people from my hometown. They’re like “You’re
on Fox News!” I’m like “Okay.” They sweep the plane up and
down apparently, allegedly. They find out there’s
no bomb on it actually, which is a relief. That’d be (bleep) up. So now we have two options. Getting back on the plane
and continuing to Paris or stay the night in
Salt Lake City, Utah then fly back to
LA the next day. Ricky was actually down to
get back on the Paris flight. But I was like “Absolutely
the (bleep) not. “Period.” Two weeks later, we created an amazing,
amazing music video that was not in Paris
but it was just as good. Moral of the story, if it’s a bomb
threat on my plane, you better believe I’m not
getting back on that (bleep).

37 thoughts on “Bonjour, B*tch ft. Trevor Moran | MTV’s Greatest Party Story Ever

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  2. So MTV is diminishing their title by bringing people who are idiots rather than focusing on new-age good talents!!!

  3. Trevor's a fucking icon, I hope he is well. If u havent seen Tanas video "6 months we finally say it" or w/e where she exposes the WORST things Trevor has said, go find it, its fucking hilarious. HILARIOUS.

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