Christmas According to Kids – Southland Christian Church

Christmas According to Kids – Southland Christian Church

An angel came to see M…Mary. She was doing laundry and then the angel just appear and she was really scared. So, Gabriel was like, “Mary, you’re gonna, I can’t say it good… “…Mary, you’re gonna have a baby…I, uh…You’re gonna have a baby and you will call him Jesus. And then Mary like, “I’m not gonna have a baby yet, I’m only a teenager and I’m not married.” Then the angel Gabriel told Joseph that, “Mary is not lying.” have new baby. And so they met up. They went to Bethle…ha..ha….ham, which was in Joseph’s old town. They ride a donkey [Kid makes donkey noises].>I don’t know!
>A Camel
>Oh, yeah…a camel She said, “This donkey’s fast.” They tried to go to a hotel and they asked the keeper…um..for a place to stay. And the keeper said, “We have no rooms…literally, no rooms.” So Mary and Joseph walked away sadly but then he said, “The only place in…here in Bethlehem that you can stay…stay…is a stable” and then he just pointed the way and they followed. When the shepherds were taking care of the sheep, then they saw angels. The angel said, “A new baby is getting…getting born…who is king of the Jews!” The angels were singing, “Glo…oh…ohoo…ooo oooo…oooo…ooooo…rius.”
[Baaahh] And then the shepherds said, “I think we should go and meet ’em.” Second, I think said, “I agree with you.” And the other said [Sigh], “Yeah, I me too.” They had to walk through a bunch of grass and bushes. Maybe have to camp out a night. And then the wise men heard about it… and then a star appeared.
“We should probably follow that star. It’s pointing down to the barn.”
“So, maybe we should follow it. Maybe..” So, the wise men went to Jesus They gave them gifts…
A stuffed animal…like a hippo one. I have at home…
Some diapers, and some wipes, and some milk Some shoes…some Jordans.
Gold, Frankenstein, and myrrh. And I don’t know how I would survive in that barn…
too stinky too crowded….and elch I think he probably pooped…
Because the room was very smelly… Thank you for coming>He’s adorable!
>He’s going to be our best friend. I love you…and…you the best baby I ever seen.
There, I said it. [Giggles] The new baby is going to change the world.

100 thoughts on “Christmas According to Kids – Southland Christian Church

  1. What's missing from this presentation is the reason why God took on human form. It was to give us a Saviour who would one day take our punishment on Himself, to satisfy God's wrath against sin. I hope Southland Christian Church took time to explain that to these actors, both
    to the children and to the young adults.

  2. The funny part: "There is no rooms. Like literally, NO ROOMS!"
    Another one: "So, they had a stuffy toy, some diapers and wipes, and some milk!"
    Another one: "Then the baby pooped, because the room smelled BAD!"
    Another one: "I love you, and you da best baby I've ever seen! There, I said it."
    Good Job acting adults, and good job to da kids!

  3. Awful,!!!! They showed this video at church on the Sunday before Christmas. I was sick inside.
    They took the Holiest event in history and made a ridiculous mockery of it. I love children and their funny accounts (Kids say the darndest things) but this was done in poor taste. It’s not funny AT ALL. Another example of dumbing things down. I taught my kids the account of Jesus birth and they could tell it back when they were very small correctly.

  4. β€œI’m not having a baby I’m only a teenager and I’m not married” boop hahahaha hilarious πŸ˜‚

  5. I saw this at service this evening…tbh i found it insulting. Im an extremely satirical person but to make a comedy out of the birth of Christ and represent these amazing figures as slow, dumb and ghetto was not cute and extremely disrespectful. Who will take religion seriously when we make a mockery out of God's angel, the holy virgin and their companions?

  6. I thought it was funny , creative, and cute. but I don't like the stuffed Mary. so e things are personal. that is disrespectful to the mother of our Lord.

  7. This is just so Awesome. It should be required watching in EVERY school, everywhere.
    edit: to the 554 people who "disliked" this, what on Earth or in Heaven would be unlikeable? Are you so full of hate that you can't like something this good. You need to consider that God has a sense of humor, otherwise He probably would have wiped us off the face of the Earth long ago and started fresh. Who's to say he didn't do that with the dinosaurs?

  8. Can you find the odd one 😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😻😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺

  9. I just love how the characters played it so well with the voices of the children is hilarious and so sweet, children are so creative in their minds that I believe Jesus and the angels loved it too. Especially the
    bathle ha ha ham…. lol

  10. They went to bath-le-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ham…

  11. This warms my heart so much! I've watched it so many times and each time I'm equally as blessed. Thank you for making this!

  12. Can't tell if this is comedy…
    It's so points directly to the roots of how child brainwashing is carried out.

  13. Unexptected (,/'_'.)

  14. This is so funny and wonderful. It's so good to see Christian comedy that isn't blasphemous. I almost didn't watch it till I noticed it was from a church. Thank you for this.

  15. Mount Paran Church Of God – Atlanta. Kid Is Reciting the Lords Prayer. OUR FODER, WHICH ART IN HEABIN "HOWARD" IS HIS NAME LOL!

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