Dave East Tries To Rate Fairly But Still Thinks These Rapper’s Bars Seem Silly! | Rate The Bars

Dave East Tries To Rate Fairly But Still Thinks These Rapper’s Bars Seem Silly! | Rate The Bars

– The swag wit it. You know
what I’m saying? It ain’t that lyrical, but it’s He swagged that out. (hip hop beat) ♪ Let it bang, never
will the goonery stop ♪ ♪ The devil knocked the same
time opportunity knocked ♪ ♪ I’m sick, like I never
have immunity shots ♪ ♪ I’m in the mood to let off ♪ ♪ Who in the mood to get popped? ♪ That was dope. He flowing. It’s kinda simple though. It ain’t really like out of here crazy. So I give him 3.5. Oh shit (chortles) ♪ You get jammed with them jammers ♪ ♪ Blammed with them blammers ♪ ♪ Hot here, ask Mase, he ran to Atlanta ♪ Killa. That’s Harlem man. That’s like vintage Cam. You know what I’m sayin’? Fire. I’ll give that a five. ♪ I’m a gangsta, but y’all knew that ♪ ♪ Da Big Boss Dog, yeah I had to do that ♪ ♪ I keep a blue flag
hanging out my backside ♪ ♪ Only on the left side ♪ ♪ Yeah, that’s the Crip side ♪ The swag wit it. You know what I’m sayin’? It ain’t that lyrical but it’s He swagged that up. I give Snoop a four. I give that a four. ♪ This for all my whole brick buyers ♪ ♪ and my quarter hustlers ♪ ♪ And all the road trip
drivers and corner huggers ♪ ♪ He made his first ten bands ♪ ♪ Let’s applaud the brother ♪ ♪ If you do that ten times,
now you onto something ♪ I’m kinda paintin’. I’m a personal storyteller. I like to paint. I like when you can see it. And I can kinda see that. I give that a five. ♪ Diamonds, they got me on shine ♪ ♪ Rollie got these (beep) blind ♪ ♪ Strapped in the club with my nine ♪ ♪ My (beep) throwing these signs ♪ That was kinda simple. If the beat was on it’d
probably be a higher rating. This acapella, nah. I give that a two. ♪ My lil baby low-key a flexer ♪ ♪ Six figs on the whip,
that’s a price tag ♪ ♪ Lil’ best friend (beep)
tried to press me ♪ ♪ I’m that underground (beep)
with the check, though ♪ It ain’t really rhyme. Two. I give it a two. No disrespect, but it
ain’t rhyme. You know. I don’t know who’s bars them was. ♪ Fresh face, NY plates ♪ ♪ Got a crooked eye for the jakes ♪ ♪ I want it all, ArmorAll,
Benz, and endless papes ♪ ♪ For God’s sake, what a (beep) gotta do ♪ ♪ to make a half a million ♪ ♪ Without the FBI catchin’ feelings ♪ Street Dreams. Yeah that’s five. ♪ Beloved, ♪ ♪ I been thuggin’ since Carmelo
played for the Nuggets ♪ ♪ Made a deal with the plug ♪ ♪ before the label came with a budget ♪ ♪ Now the biggest haters I got ♪ ♪ They used to say we was cousins ♪ ♪ Came from the dungeon ♪ ♪ You say you got cocaine, we can cut it ♪ Five. That’s me. All my shit a five. ♪ Ayy Panini, don’t you be a meanie ♪ ♪ Thought you wanted me to go up ♪ ♪ Why you tryna keep me teeny? ♪ ♪ It’s a dreamy, wished it on a genie ♪ ♪ I got fans finally ♪ ♪ Ain’t you wanting them to see me? ♪ Uh… Two… point five. That’s another one I think I need to hear on the beat cause that sounds like he being silly. Ayy Panini. Yeah, that sound silly. ♪ Doin 95 in the Benz. ♪ ♪ See the feds on my ass ♪ ♪ Light the blunt, hit the
music, and I step on the gas ♪ ♪ Now I’m speeding in the
lane as if I had a quota ♪ ♪ Got my (beep), she shotgun
with pizza and a cola ♪ (Mumbling) Max, Free Max. It aint that lyrical, but he’s still I can see it. You know what I’m saying? Max was real vivid. So yeah I give that a three. Yo, Yo what up it’s ya
boy Dave East and I just rated those bars.

100 thoughts on “Dave East Tries To Rate Fairly But Still Thinks These Rapper’s Bars Seem Silly! | Rate The Bars

  1. The way he read most of these bars so fluently and in the cadence as the original rapper, you would think he ghostwrote sum of these lyrics! 👻 📝🤔😂

  2. I don't know if it's the Wu-Tang show I've been watching but he giving me serious method Man vibes from his rappin

  3. My ratings of these bars:
    Styles P – 4
    Cam'Ron – 2
    Snoop Dogg – 3
    Benny The Butcher – 4,5
    OT Genasis – 0
    Baby Keem – 0
    Nas – 3,5
    Dave East – 4,5
    Lil Nas X – 0
    Max B – 1,5

  4. Anybody wants to cash app/Venmo me a few bucks at DHicksBad for some weed? I'd really appreciate it 😂 yall dont have to but it will certainly help a brotha out 😂

  5. He coulda commented more I mean I know he just got to the point but its wacc when they dont give us more with the rating real rap

  6. So you give SP a 3 and say its "simple" and the next bars are Cams blamma jamma mama nana atlanta…and he gets a 5, cause its Harlem? I'm just saying, I'm Harlem too fam, and that's hilarious. Killa!

  7. I know he not talking about bars being simple or not that lyrical…does he hear some of his verses? Especially on that song ‘Paranoia’ with Jeezy…I hated that verse. He didn’t rhyme at the end, and he said those lines, “Get out the way when the Phantom is backin up’ and ‘I don’t think these niggas mad enough’. Those lines was trash!

  8. I’ve been watching Rate The Bars since it’s inception, and this is the realest one yet. Shout out to East. He saw Max’s subpar bars, recognized the artist, acknowledged it was a vibe with the beat, AND STILL gave em a THREE 😂😂😂

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