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Live from New York City, it’s the Wendy Williams Show. ♪ Oh yeah ♪ ♪ Feel, feel, feel it ♪ ♪ Feel, feel it-it, feel it ♪ ♪ Feel it, feel it, feel it ♪ ♪ Let’s go, come on, you need it ♪ ♪ How you doin’ ♪ ♪ How-how-how-how you doin’ ♪ Now, here’s Wendy. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) (audience whoops) ♪ How you doin’ ♪ Hey. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) Welcome, thank you for watching. Say hello to my co-host, my studio audience. How you doin’? How you doin’? I’m doin’ okay. Let’s get started. It’s time for… Hot Topics. Yeah, come on. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) (deep bass music) Monday to me is always a fun day. We do a full hour of Hot Topics. We got the Inside Scoop, the Ask Wendy and the whole bit. Yeah.
Yeah, mhm. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) I like celebrities but we’ve gotten to do this show without them. (audience laughs) You know what I’m sayin’? Yeah. And I think you do. So over the weekend, I got a chance to see “Bombshell”. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) Yeah, yeah, I went, I went. And I gotta tell you something. Okay, okay, here’s what happened was (audience laughs) Friday was so accomplished. On Saturday, I’m sittin’ in the house, then the phone rings, it’s Boof. (audience murmurs) And Boof’s like “What are you doin’?” And I said “I’m sittin’ in the house, talkin’ to you.” (laughs) And like it was clean, all the mail opened, like every last thing in your house, when it’s absolutely perfect. There’s not one more thing to tweak. I’m that girl, right? So he’s like “Do you wanna go out?” I said, “No. (audience laughs) “Only if we can go where I wanna go.” I said, “I wanna go to see “Bombshell”. “Can you look it up?” The thing I like about Boof is that I don’t have to hail a cab or get a car service. You know what I’m sayin’? He pulls up and then he’s got this plaque he throws in the window and I’m like okay, oh yes. (Norman laughs) I don’t know who that is but it services me perfectly. (audience laughs) So he throws the plaque in the window. I’m like “If we get towed, “I’m hailin’ a cab and leavin’ you. “I’m not goin’ to the Bronx, (audience laughs) “to the tow yard to rescue your car, right?” So Boof comes through, it’s raining, it’s horrible on Saturday. SantaCon was going on. Look, Boof, we saw, what, skinny Santas, about 15 of them, that’s it. Yeah. (laughs) (audience laughs) It wasn’t even like a thing. Did you see SantaCon? Did you see anything? I try to avoid them at all costs. (audience laughs) Suzanne, were they in Queens? No, but there was a stabbing on the Long Island Railroad right in Queens by our house. I saw that. Yes, yeah, so I avoided the train. We did not go into the city. We didn’t want to see any of that. Okay. This is how it’s going down, not just here in New York but everywhere. Lawlessness is ridiculous, right? So me and Boof get to the movies and I’m like “Okay, well if you’re askin’ me out “then you’re gonna be my date “and you know what I expect. “You have to buy the snacks.” (audience laughs) Boof, right? There we are, there we are. (laughs) (audience applauds) He bought me Sour Patch Kids and liquorice and this, have you ever had flaming hot popcorn at the movies? No. It’s no longer just cheese and butter and stuff, right? So for maybe every five pieces of popcorn, there’s one long flaming hot Cheeto. Right. (laughs) (audience laughs) I had hot sauce and Jolly Ranchers and everything in my pocket but I didn’t have to pull them out. (audience laughs) It was so good. Then we get in there and Boof, I would say there were maybe no more than 40 people in there with us? Yeah. And we were the only black people, right? Only, the only black people. (laughs) Mhm, mhm. (audience laughs) Boof had no idea where he was goin’ but the good thing about Boof is he’s that kinda guy who’s secure enough in his guydom that he’ll go to a girl movie, which to me, this was like a real girl movie or industry insider movie, you know what I’m saying? I don’t even know why it’s on the big screen, honestly. I loved all the acting. Everyone did a great, they all did a great, Charlize and all of ’em. (audience applauds) They did a great job. But as I’m watchin’ the movie with an empty theater, I’m sayin’ why is this not on Netflix. If you are an industry insider, you’ll love this movie, but just wait for Netflix. If you don’t know anything about the entertainment, Suzanne, do you understand what I’m saying to you? Yes, absolutely. It was so inside. And Boof had elbows to knee the whole time. Oh. And I’m sittin’ back with my flavors, right? And then I fell asleep. I did. I fell asleep. Oh God. And then Boof taps me to wake me up. I’m like “Boof, it’s dark, it’s raining outside. “I know this story. “I just wanted to see it for myself,” do you know what I’m saying? Yeah. There was nothing that I didn’t see that I didn’t already know or understand. The secret button to let girls out. They threw Brian Williams all the way under the bus, okay? Congratulations, Lester Holt. Look, look, look, look, Bill Maher. I mean where we, but if you are just a regular person, this is not your movie. This shoulda been on cable. Boof, you and I both agree. Both, oh God. (DJ Boof laughs)
(audience laughs) You and I both agree. Yeah. Boof? Yes. What d’you think about the movie? It was definitely informative, for people that’s in the industry, they should see somethin’ like that, but it was something that I believe should not have been on the big screen. And you also didn’t understand. No, I didn’t. And so at one point, Boof wakes me up and I’m talkin’ to him, I’m sayin’ “I already know this stuff.” And then a little, old, white man was sittin’ on the other side of Boof, right? (DJ Boof laughs) He leaned all the way over, behind Boof leanin’ on his knees, and cursed me out, Boof. (audience laughs)
(DJ Boof laughs) “Can you stop talkin’ so loud?” (DJ Boof laughs)
(audience laughs) And I was like “Sorry.” We’re arguin’ and Boof is sittin’ there, trying to watch the movie. Me and him are arguin’, right? And he looked like a critic reporter or whatever. Salt and pepper hair, like 75 years old, wrinkled, by himself. (audience laughs) So then, we left. We were two hours in, Boof, right? Yeah. But we left. Yeah. But it was about to be over anyway, right? Yeah. And then when we left, you took me for a Mexican ’cause I was like “No, this date is not over.” (audience laughs)
(DJ Boof laughs) (audience applauds) I was like mm-mm. Mm-mm. So I gave the popcorn away to somebody who was sayin’ “How you doin’?” I said, “I’m doin’ okay.” I said, “I’m finished with my popcorn, it’s really good. “Do you want it?” Didn’t expect him to say yes. (audience laughs) But he did. So I gave him the popcorn. And then Boof took me to get some, I wanted a burrito and some Mexican corn and some guacamole. And then I say to Boof, “Well, I’m not eating in here with you. “This date is done. “It’s raining, I wanna go home and spread this out “at my own house. “And you can watch me eat.” He likes to watch me eat, right? (audience murmurs) (laughs) No, look, I tackled this, okay? By the way, I got two Mexican corn so there was more left over. I got two tacos along with the burritos so please believe, and I got, this is only a part of the guacamole, but the place that we go makes really good homemade chips, right? So Boof comes in and he watches me eat. He doesn’t eat any of it but he likes to watch me eat. Weirdo. (audience laughs) I have food all over my face. And then I left the rest of the husk for my cats and I posted it. And then Tristan, who’s head of my IT, was like maybe we shouldn’t post this ’cause the Peta people’ll be mad ’cause you’re givin’ your cats human food. I was like I’m overriding you, post it, right? (audience laughs) So when it was finally posted, people were like, yeah, they give you those boo-boo eyes. More people than you think share their human food with their pets. Oh. It’s not an all the time thing. It’s a sometimes thing. And now look, this old Chitchat and Myway had a good, old time on that corn husk. (audience laughs) And the rest of my burrito. I pulled the chicken out and they (smacks lips). (audience laughs) And they love the guacamole. That’s all. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) And I always like to say, I could be anywhere I want but I choose to be home or where I want to be. This weekend, I was invited to, Puff, thank you so much. ‘Cause I have to be here on Mondays and I just, happy 50th birthday. (audience applauds) People like you, I don’t really understand, his actual birthday was November 4th. Why do you have to drag it out? (audience laughs) We already know you’re the king of everything in your sparkly jacket and stuff. Well, all right, so this is four months after, excuse me, one month after his actual birthday, November 4th. Mary performed, Doug E. Fresh performed, Lil’ Kim performed, Usher performed. This was at his mansion, correct? That’s the address that I had. Oh yeah, right. Something or another that I was like okay, eh. Jay-Z and Beyonce were there, Kim and Kanye were also there. Jay-Z and Kanye appeared to bury the hatchet. Puff posed with a picture, with Jay-Z and Kanye and Pharrell. And people are sayin’ Jay-Z doesn’t look happy. (audience laughs) Excuse me, Pharrell is not even in the picture. (audience laughs) Kanye is off to the left as usual. And Puff is Puff because he knows how to strike a pose. Anyway, the video from the party went viral. It shows Jay-Z ripping a phone out of a man’s hand because he was tryin’ to take a picture of Beyonce dancin’, havin’ a good time. I am shocked. I am shocked at that level of the game that people are even doin’ corny mess like that. Pullin’ out a phone. I asked Boof was he goin’. Look, after we went to the movies, he discoed a 3 p.m. party, an 11 p.m. party, and as I can recall, Boof, you said a 4 a.m. party. Yeah. I hate the life of a DJ. (audience laughs)
(DJ Boof laughs) Exactly. I’m like “Then why did you call me and ask me what I wanted, “like why did you even agree to go to the movies?” ’cause when you drop me off, I’m back in the house, I’m nappin’, I’m sippin’, I’m eatin’, I’m watchin’ TV, but you were out. How old are you, Boof? 36. Yeah. But he’s got kids and stuff. (audience applauds) At what point does that lifestyle get corny to you? Never. Never, never gets corny. (audience laughs)
(DJ Boof laughs) He’s takin’ selfies and stuff. I’m like “Don’t include me with that.” He’s like, “I like what you’re wearing.” I said, “Leave me alone.” (audience laughs)
(DJ Boof laughs) He’s like, “I like the street wig and the regular.” You said I look cute. Yeah, you do. You always do. Don’t deny it. (audience laughs)
(DJ Boof laughs) Minimal makeup, a cute, puffy jacket, right? A little jewelry. I had on some good sneakers. But some people would say they were, what, bum sneakers? (DJ Boof laughs) Right, Boof? They were good sneakers. (audience laughs) Boof? They were good Chanel sneakers. Oh. (audience applauds) And I had on a fanny pack in case we have to run, you know what I’m sayin’? (audience laughs) And then, all of a sudden, we’re drivin’ through Manhattan. He pumps the brakes hard. I’m like “What are you doing?” He says, “I gotta go into the Gap. “My daughter really wants this sweater set,” a scarf and a hat in yellow. Yeah, uh-huh. He goes inside, puts the plaque in the window, but I’m ready to fight anyone who approaches the car. Like are you serious? The SantaCons are walkin’ by but they’re real skinny. They don’t even seem drunk. They don’t even seem like they were havin’ a good time, you know what I mean? So Cardi B and Offset celebrated his 28th birthday and it went viral, on Friday night. First of all, I love what she gave him because what do you give the man who has everything, right? So she slammed followers down for, just look at this. Wow. You got every car, you got every jewelry, you got every um. (bleep) You got everything, you got every shoe. You know what I’m sayin’? What else can I give somebody that got everything? The fridge. (laughs) You deserve it. Oh, ooh. Oh God. You deserve that. Seriously. Come on. That’s my thing. That’s $500,000. (bleep) 500. $500,000. (all laugh) Wow. I mean, hood style, that’s a great gift. (audience laughs) (audience applauds) That’s a great gift, it really is. But if you’re the accountant for these two wealthy people, (audience laughs) you are splitting your wig today, saying are you serious with this. Okay, first of all, regular style, it shouldn’t have been posted. You can give your man $500,000 but just don’t post that. People are out here starving. Jersey City is still suffering. The LIRR had a situation. Norman, what’s goin’ on in Chicago? Everything. Everything. Okay, okay. All right. The President they wanna impeach. It’s just not that time to flaunt that kinda wealth. Even people who are fans of Cardi were hating on her for doing it. And her accountant is probably like wait a minute, this is over $10,000. You know how if you shift $10,000 or more… (laughs) (audience laughs) Look-a-here Hallmark, I’m not, I know who you are. I just like a little more edge in my programing. Suzanne loves Hallmark because she’s got Pete and Jack and they sit and they watch Hallmark and there’s nothing to do with gaiety, there’s nothin’ to do with gaiety. There isn’t, there isn’t. I didn’t agree with them not playing this commercial. Well, because you work here. Yes, exactly. We gotta get with modern times and love is love and everyone needs to accept that. Yes, correct, correct. (audience applauds) Love is love. So now they’ve pulled that same sex couple off the TV, you all saw that over the weekend, two women slobbin’ down after they get married, okay? And they were kissing at the altar and conservative groups complained that Hallmark, it’s not that kinda channel and we’re gonna boycott you. #BoycottHallmark was trending on Twitter over the weekend. I was like who are you people? You’d better get with the times, okay? Yeah, yeah. You’d better get with the times. (audience applauds) Although there is one of my constituency who happens to be gay and a man who said “You know what, “sometimes I like to watch Hallmark “’cause I can escape all the LGBTQLMNOP.” (audience laughs) Who said that? I’ll tell you during commercial. Okay, okay. Yeah. But he was like sometimes I like to escape. And I said, “Well, I don’t really watch Hallmark.” I don’t care about Christmas movies. I don’t care about sapsucker movies. I wanna see stabbin’, drugs, drinkin’. I wanna see all that stuff I like to watch. Well, overnight, they apologized and they said that they’re gonna start running the ad again. But being that they pulled back, those of you who feel the way you do feel the way you do. You see what they did. They only brought it back because Ellen complained and some other people with a big fan base complained. But they wouldna brought it back on their own. Have you checked on programming? Is my Santa movie going to be playing this holiday weekend? (laughs) No, it’s not playing this holiday weekend but– Is it in any scheduling? Aw. Look at it. Well, how dare you? Yeah. Oh, how dare you? How dare you? (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) (Wendy laughs) My name is Pastor Ruth (audience laughs) and the movie’s called “Santa Con” and I am the light that guides the bad in the town on Lifetime. I did that back in 2014. How dare you, I’m an actress. (audience applauds) So Madonna is 61 and she’s got this boyfriend who’s 26. (audience murmurs) Now, now look-a-here now. (audience laughs)
(audience murmurs) Cornball, uh-uh, no. She’s screaming over there. She said “Cornball, uh-uh, no.” (audience laughs) Who was that co-host, stand up. Stand up, is that you, stand up. No. Stand up. (audience laughs) Okay. No, no, no. She’s 61. What are you, hot flashing? Oh no, you’re cold, you got the warmers. I know, I use them during commercial. You know I do. Wait, you’ve been here before. Suzanne, you recognize her? Yes, yes, that’s one of our regulars. Love her. Oh they’ve give her a microphone, oh boy, here we go. (audience laughs) Oh boy. What? All right, so look, she’s got this background dancer who’s 26 and they’ve been dating. His name is Ahlalik, Ahlamanalik. Ahlamalik.
No. Ahlamik Williams. Ahlamalik. Ahlamalik Williams, no relation. (audience laughs) Do you think he’s cute? No. No. Just no. Is your microphone even on? I don’t know. (audience laughs) All right. But no. No to that. It makes a nice accessory. Now sit down and give the mic back. (audience laughs) Margo, take her mic back. (audience applauds) Look, here’s a thing. Ooh, Madonna. He is the same age as her daughter, Lourdes, okay? Oh. Okay? Not only that but, what? Three years older. Three years older than Lourdes. Same difference, yeah. Same difference. (audience laughs) All right, so there they are. They’re all on the same vacation. And there’s old grandma. Oh my God. Booed up with a 26-year-old. Here’s what I feel about stuff like that ’cause when I go out, I get the side eye from young boys. But here’s the thing, that’s supposed to be a one-night stand, if that. Ugh. Not a boyfriend where you’re, all right, co-hosts, and we’re a liberal crowd, clap if you think this is okay. (audience laughs) Ooh. And she looks great, for 61. You see filler and stuff but she still looks great. (audience laughs) You know what, she’s become that old lady I feel bad for. (audience murmurs) Just ’cause I don’t think that she understands it’s okay to grow older gracefully. (audience applauds) It is, it’s okay. We do stuff, we go through stuff but it’s okay. If a 26-year-old girl is lucky, she’ll live to be 61 like you, Madonna. It’s okay. Oh. (laughs) (audience laughs) Well. Can ya make more noise ’cause we got more great show? (audience applauds)
(audience applauds) Up next, the Inside Scoop on why, oh gosh, this is a big story. Russell Simmons and Oprah are goin’ at it. Oh. Grab a snack and come on back. (dance music) (audience cheers)
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