Remember last time? I got drunk in one drink. No today! It’s my best friend’s birthday, she is like my sister, a little bitchy but she is nice. The whole bar is going to get drunk tonight Do you know who came here for the first time? Rahul & I on our first anniversary. I don’t know why he left me. It feels bad Because… I mean… You have Rahul’s number? He didn’t answer my call Will you dance with me? Oh beloved, Love… No Not love, Swear on Rahul What if I get wet Waiter! Make me another large one. And… will you eat eggs and bread? I egg & bread with 2 extra slices of bread, with butter on it! You know remember one thing in life, this life is like a car. I mean I mean even if it is a right hand drive no no I mean even if it is a left hand drive you are always right. This is my life’s philosophy The battery also doesn’t last long. The charging cable gets spoiled easily. Baldie that was my drink Make that to go please, I’ll have it in the car!