Ellen’s Celebrity Christmas Memories

Ellen’s Celebrity Christmas Memories


– IT’S TIME FOR
OUR BRAND-NEW SEGMENT. IT’S CALLED
“CELEBRITY CHRISTMAS STORIES.” [jazzy instrumental version of
“Jingle Bells” playing] – ALL RIGHT. I THOUGHT YOU’D SNAP,
BUT THAT’S OKAY. DOESN’T REALLY CATCH ON
WHEN PEOPLE SNAP. ALL RIGHT, LET’S SEE
WHO TODAY’S CELEBRITY IS. [harp melody plays] OH, IT’S ME. OH, OKAY.
[laughter] OKAY. [cheers and applause] I REALLY–
I’M EXCITED TO SHARE THIS STORY. I DO HAVE
A GOOD CHRISTMAS STORY. SO I WAS PROUD OF MYSELF,
‘CAUSE THIS YEAR– I WANTED TO SURPRISE PORTIA
WITH HER GIFT, AND NORMALLY, I GIVE IT AWAY
IN SOME KIND OF WAY, AND I FINALLY–
I PULLED IT OFF. I GOT HER A CAR,
AND THAT WAS EASY. I HAD TO HIDE IT IN THE ATTIC,
WHICH WAS NOT EASY. IT WAS A CAR THAT
SHE REALLY, REALLY WANTED AND WAS OBSESSED WITH THIS CAR. AND IT’S PRETTY RARE.
HERE IT IS. IT’S A ’92 TOYOTA COROLLA.
BEAUTIFUL. NO, NO.
HERE’S–HERE’S THE THING. SO THERE’S A CAR
CALLED THE DEFENDER. AND IT’S A CAR THAT
THERE AREN’T A LOT OF THEM. AND EVERY TIME SHE SEES ONE–
THAT’S IT RIGHT THERE. AND THAT–I PUT A BOW ON IT. AND EVERY TIME SHE SEES ONE, SHE SAYS, “I LOVE THAT TRUCK. I LOVE THAT.
IT’S SO COOL.” AND SO THEY’RE HARD TO FIND. I FOUND ONE IN TEXAS. I HAD IT TRUCKED IN, AND I PARKED IT IN THIS
LITTLE KIND OF SHOPPING AREA THAT I KNEW WE WERE GONNA
GO SHOPPING IN LATER THAT DAY AND HAD THE BOW ON IT. SO WE’RE JUST WALKING,
AND I KNEW SHE’D NOTICE IT, AND I STARTED FILMING
WITH MY PHONE. AND SHE DID NOT THINK
IT WAS FOR HER, OBVIOUSLY, UNTIL SHE TURNED AROUND AND
SAW THAT I WAS HOLDING THE KEYS. AND THIS IS THE MOMENT
SHE REALIZED IT WAS NOT JUST A COOL CAR,
BUT IT WAS HER COOL CAR. audience: AWW.
– WHAT ABOUT THAT CAR? DID YOU GET ME THAT
FOR CHRISTMAS? – OH, YOU WANT THAT ONE?
– YEAH. – OH.
– THE DEFENDER. – THAT’S COOL.
– YEAH. – IT’S VERY COOL.
– IT’S RIDICULOUS. – RIGHT?
– YEAH. – IT HAS A BOW ON IT. SO– IT HAS A BOW ON IT. OH, GOD.
THAT’S INSANE. WHAT?
ARE YOU KIDDING? [laughs] ARE YOU KIDDING?
[laughs] I WAS JOKING. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? – OH, IT WAS SO FANTASTIC.
[cheers and applause] I LOVED IT. IT WAS SO FUN. [cheers and applause] OH, SHE WAS CRYING, BUT THEN SHE RUINED
THE UPHOLSTERY, AND SO– SO REALLY, THE INSTANT WHEN PORTIA REALIZES
WHAT IS HAPPENING, HER FACE IS PRICELESS. AND SO WE TOOK THAT MOMENT,
AND WE MADE IT INTO A LOOP. ENJOY. [laughter] [laughter roars] [laughter] – [sighs]
OKAY. THAT’S THE SAME LOOK SHE HAD WHEN I SAID THAT
IT GETS 9 MILES PER GALLON. THAT’S–
[laughter] SO THAT IS MY CHRISTMAS STORY. IF YOU’RE A CELEBRITY AND YOU WANT TO TELL
YOUR CHRISTMAS STORY ON MY SHOW, GO TO OUR WEBSITE
AND LET ME KNOW. [laughter]

100 thoughts on “Ellen’s Celebrity Christmas Memories

  1. The defender is rare in the US , but land rover created over 2,000,000 defender and the last one rolled of the line on 29 January 2016.

  2. Ellen and Portia are the best and the most beautiful couple!!!! love u both!!! their love is soooo pure and it gives immense pleasure whenever I see their videos!!! hope I could meet them!!! love u EP!!!
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  3. DO YALL EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING DOPE THIS SHIT IS?! LIKE THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST FLEXES OF ALL TIME IN THE HISTORY OF LIFE. ELLEN IS ALREADY A FUCKING G FOR BEING OUT AND BEING MARRIED TO ANOTHER BAD ASS BITCH THEN THIS BITCH HAS THE NERVE TO HAVE HER OWN TALK SHOW AND THEN SHOW THE FLEX OF A CHRISTMAS PRESENT SHE GAVE HER WIFE. LIKE….HOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN REAL?!? I AM CRYING AT HOW INSANELY AMAZING AND INCREDIBLE THE ENTIRE EXISTENCE OF ANY OF THIS EVEN IS. THANK YOU ELLEN AND PORTIA AND GODDESS BLESS.

  4. did anyone else notice the guy behind Portia who looked like he was just getting something in and out of his van over and over again when Ellen looped it.

  5. I'm glad ellen found someone she really love
    I watched her sitcom and she's dating men it's really weird.

  6. For some reason this clip does my heart just SMILES ! I love love stories โŽESPECIALLY. ๐Ÿ’– ELLEN AND PORTIAS ๐Ÿ’–

  7. Ellen that is the sweetest Christmas suprise for your wife Portia, the click of the keys and Portia's expressions are so priceless. You are the funniest , coolest lady on earth!

  8. Oh god Portia is so lucky to have a wife like Ellen cause sheโ€™s a really good person !

    Portia is a really good person too

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