(A. Leboo) A little mini-Fern.
(Fern) Hello everybody and welcome to my birthday party!
(A. Leboo) Yay!!! (Fern) I think mine might be booger or maybe pear or something.
(A. Leboo) Mine’s barf.
(Fern) Mine’s booger. (Pip) I think mine is at least barf.
(Fern) That’s booger. (Fern) Oh my gosh.
(Pip) Oh wow. (Pip) Mine’s got a hairdo though. (A,. Leboo) Tada! (Rachael off screen) One! Shuck that corn!
(A. Leboo) Oh no, I’m doing a lot of slipping on this one. (A. Leboo) AHHH!!!
(Fern) YES!! (crowd cheers) (A. Leboo) Do you know what your prize is for being the last one to win? You get to do the last one. (Fern) Wow!
(A. Leboo) And you’ve got to do it in slow motion! (A. Leboo and Pip make dramatic Chariots of Fire music) (crowd cheers) (Fern) Farmer Fernie says… Stand Up.
(Pip) A. Leboo!
(Rachael off screen) A. Leboo NOOO!!! (Fern) Farmer Fernie says don’t touch the donut! (Fern) Don’t touch the… Farmer Fernie says don’t…. (Fern) That’s a-sgusting! (Fern) Farmer Fernie says bok like a chicken.
(all three make chicken sounds) (Fern) Moo like a cow!
(A. Leboo moos like a cow)
(Fern) Gotcha! (Fern) And… high five your brother.
(A. Leboo) High five!
(Pip) Oh yeah!
(Fern) Gotcha guys! Yes! (Fern) Farmer Fernie says do not touch the donuts. Do not… do not.. it’s a floornut now. (Fern) And go!
(A. Leboo) Oh!
(audience laughs) (Pip) Oh A. Leboo.
(Rachael off screen) Are you okay A. Leboo?
(A. Leboo) I’m okay. I got a doughnut
right in the nose. (audience laughs) (Pip) Do I have paws?
(A. Leboo) Yeah definitely.
(Fern) No, no, no A. Leboo.
(A. Leboo) No you don’t have paws. (A. Leboo) I mean you got like eight other things that are like paws but they’re not actually paws… they’re like more like
tentacles, I guess. What would you call it… (audience laughs)
(Pip) Okay, do I have cool ink that I can ink out? (A. Leboo) Yeah.
(Pip) Am I, an octopus?
(A. Leboo) Yay!!!
(crowd cheers) (A. Leboo) Am I a duckbilled platypus?
(Pip) Great job A. Leboo. (Fern) Like, am I maybe hard to make friends with so maybe misunderstood?
(A. Leboo and Pip) Yeah (Fern) Am I a T-Rex?
(everyone cheers) (music) (everyone cheers) (A. Leboo) I wanted there to be 8 candles but there’s more cause you’re turning 8 right? (Fern) Yes I’m 8 years old and today I’m turning eight.
(A. Leboo) Wow. (Rachael off screen) And next year how old are you turning?
(Fern) 8. (Everyone sings Happy Birthday to Fern)