Holiday Tales: Christmas

Holiday Tales: Christmas


You know what? I’ll admit it I’ll do it. I think I’m secure enough in my coolness to admit to un-ironically liking something mainstream. [Deep Breath] I like Christmas. I love that time of year! The snow, the lights, the brightly-colored ornaments and extravagantly decorated trees the staying in at night and drinking hot chocolate while huge fluffy flakes of snow drift down and illuminate the street with the softly refracted glow of the orange street lights… I like it, alright? It’s magical. Fight me. Now most people know the base line story of Christmas: the whole birth of Jesus thing, But most people also know that Christmas is a lot more than that with a lot of old traditions and suspiciously Pagan sounding rituals bound up in it. So let’s take a hot minute this busy holiday season to talk about Christmas. What it is, how it got that way, et ctera, et cetera. So, at its heart, Christmas’s story begins with the story of the birth of Jesus and most people already know this, but for the sake of completeness let’s give a quick run-down: The heavily-pregnant Virgin Mary Having been magically impregnated by the big man upstairs is out with her husband, Joseph searching for a place to give birth. There are several different accounts of where exactly that happened ranging from a guest room in an inn to a cave on the edge of town, but the short of it is Jesus gets born in Bethlehem, is laid in a manger because they have nowhere else to put him, and is immediately worshipped by all the local farmhands and farm animals in attendance. so begins the wondrous tale of big J versus the world. But while this is the central story behind Christmas as a celebration, It’s nowhere near the whole story For one thing, why December 25th? It’s kind of a random date and given how many calendars we’ve cycled though it’s always kind of touch-and-go pinning down historical figures’ birth dates with any degree of accuracy well, this is actually kind of tricky, like the rest of this will be. According to one theory, Christmas is December 25th because the Roman feast honoring Sol Invictus is December 25th and it was an attempt to appropriate pre-existing festivities According to another theory, its the other way around. Kind of a you-got-peanut-butter-on-my-chocolate situation But there’s a lot more weirdness to Christmas that didn’t come from the Nativity Where did caroling come from? Wreaths? Christmas trees? Christmas ham? Santa!? Well the first thing to know is that winter festivals were very common throughout Europe and a lot of them got absorbed into Christmas over the centuries Christmas being celebrated with a feast probaly dates back to about 300 A.D. because prior to that it was actually considered morally wrong or at least goofy to celebrate a birthday with that much pomp and circumstance especially the birthdays of gods. But after Christmas was established as a festival, with the spread of the celebration traditions kinda started getting folded into it. One of the big ones is Saturnailia A week long Roman holiday honoring Saturn that involved a big public banquet, some sacrifices, some wacky role-reversal social games, private gift-giving, and evergreen wreaths But the bigger influence on Christmas is probably Yule which is a Germanic Pagan-y holiday probably honoring Odin given some etymological links between his name and the holiday Side note: the etymological root of “Yule” might also be where “jolly” comes from. which is an oddly expected coincidence Anyway, Pagan Yule practices involved a huge feast, the sacrifice of a Yule boar, which is probably where the Christmas ham came from, a lot of drinking, and a few other heavily Pagan associations. For one thing, Yule was usually associated with the Wild Hunt, A ghostly procession of huntsmen through the Winter sky frequently said to be led by Odin himself which might be where we got the initial idea of a beardy old man flying through the air accompanied by horses or reindeer. Anyway, another later incorporation was the Koliada a Slavic winter festival that featured caroling, bonfires, music, dancing, and a decorated evergreen stored in one’s home. Baisically, a lot of modern Christmas comes entirely from nifty pagan sacrificial rituals to welcome the spring. evergreen decorations, Specific kinds of cooked meats, caroling, gifts, all that good stuff. So in the middle ages, Christmas was celebrated in a similar way to Saturnailia It had the role-reversal thing, the big public parties, stuff like that. But it also kind of took a back seat to Epiphany, aka Three Kings Day, or January 6th which was recognized by some sects as the day Jesus was baptized. But, oh man, if you thought we had a war on Christmas now let me tell you something about the Puritans See, the Puritans knew Paganism when they saw it, and the Puritans were NOT on board with the Pagan parts of Christmas. aka the fun parts Just like they weren’t on board with the fun parts of anything In fact, in 1647 the Puritan rulers of England banned Christmas leading to some of the most hilarious rioting in history they took over Canterbury and decorated the whole place with evergreens And for more crazy facts, Scotland abolished Christmas for over 300 years Staring in 1640 and not officially calling it quits until 1958. Now, because a lot of the first pilgrims to America were Puritans this led to some prevalent anti-Christmas sentiments among the early colonists although it wasn’t universal. Boston actually didn’t start consistently celebrating Christmas until the mid-1800s But New York, Pennsylvania and Virginia jumped on the Christmas band wagon pretty quick Unfortunately, post-revolutionary war Christmas was kind of thought of as a lame English thing and lost popularity in America again In fact, George Washington used this to his advantage by ambushing a group of German mercenaries the day after Christmas since they were all partied out and his forces weren’t. Christmas gained popularity in America again thanks in large part to Dickens’s ‘A Christmas Carol’ Which stressed Christmas as a time for family, generosity, parting, etc. As well as re-casting people who disliked Christmas as unpleasant miserly old folk doomed to die without fanfare or mourning which is… pretty dark and a bit manipulative but who cares, that book is great. Anyway, this is around the that Christmas trees started getting big Formerly, they were and early modern German tradition but they were brought to Britain, and by extension America By Queen Charlotte of Mecklenburg-Strelitz when she married King George III before that, the origins are pretty unclear it might just be an extension of the whole Pagan evergreen decoration thing but it could also be influenced by trees of paradise set pieces from medieval mystery plays that were decorated with apples, later replaced with shiny red ornaments and used as backgrounds in plays about Adam and Eve This is also around the time when the people ‘A Visit From St. Nick’ came out You know, “T’was the night before Christmas” and all that Which pretty much introduced the idea of Santa Claus to the mainstream But just like his holiday St. Nick ended up absorbing a whole bunch of similar related holiday figures the base figure was St. Nicolas A fourth-century Christian saint with a penchant for surreptitiously giving people presents He was hybridized with Father Christmas, an English figure from the 1400s serving as an anthropomorphic personification of Christmas itself There’s also Sinterklaas, a Netherlands interpretation of St. Nick with a lot more “saint” in his image and… Joulupukki… which I am definately not pronouncing right a Finnish version who’s got the red suit with the fur trim, the wife, the little gnome-like helpers and he also might be connected with a Yule figure; the Yule Goat and an overarching figure bound up in Santa Claus is our old pal Odin again who, in true myth form, keeps showing up in unexpected places in unexpected forms Santa Claus has more than a few elements from the wild hunt concept we touched on earlier including the unusual flying mount and the striking visual of a bearded old man streaking across the night sky and in case you’re not sold on this theory yet, Odin, among other things, apparently had a habit of entering houses through the chimney. So, Yeah. While I doubt that little character tidbit will be showing up in American Gods season 2 its definitely fun to think about Around the turn of the 1900s, L. Frank Baun, the writer of the Oz series wrote a book called ‘The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus” which boosted the character popularity for Santa rather significantly and also gave him a crazy backstory I’d recommend it. I read the book when I was a kid and I think it might have made me cry. Santa’s modern image as a jolly old man in a red suit with white fur trim got solidified in the 1930s when he was rather infamously used as a Coca-Cola ad Which, while I will admit is a disappointing case study on the eternal struggle between consumerism and innocent cheer, is not the scathing anti-establishment message I know so many of us were hoping for. since Santa predated the commercial and Coca-Cola was not the first soda company to use him as a mascot So yeah, in short, Christmas is basically a beautiful syncratic fusion of a whole bunch of different traditions but they all share the ideas of partying, having fun, staying warm, and being with your families As well as, for some reason, worshiping a modern cheery interpretation of Odin and decking the halls in boughs of holly I’m not sure why *those* are the two universal factors that bind Christmas together I guess you could take away from this that there’s no wrong way to celebrate Christmas because there’s no right way to celebrate Christmas the other message you could take away is that Odin shows up in the most unexpected places but then again, anyone with even a passing familiarity of Odin would not be surprised by this knowledge Merry Christmas everybody! [guitar strumming] [Red sings ‘Silent Night’] [Red sings ‘Feliz Navidad’] What’s up everybody? It’s that time of year again and you know what that means More Merchandise! we’ve got three and a half shiny new designs for you A cozy winter vacation, coursesy of the underworld’s #1 power couple an thrilling chase between Egypt’s many sun-affiliated gods as they contend for the role of #1 solar deity And two variants of a design featuring everyone favorite one-eyed trickster god celebrating Yule in the fashion of the times and of course, we’ve still got our old classics knocking around so, if you like wearing clothes or drinking beverages out of containers swing by our threadless store and give our cafe press a once-over. link’s in the description and have a happy holiday.

100 thoughts on “Holiday Tales: Christmas

  1. The allfather won't be giving christians anything for yule anymore. I on the other hand get a brand new drinking horn! SKOL!

  2. so… i am confused so the santa story is odin and what?

    all i know that christmas is jesus b day ugh im having a headache

  3. I like pagan Christmas better

    Hard to remember how cold and alone you are when you’re B L A C K O U T D R U N K

  4. I am glad someone else like Christmas in my generation. It was always my favorite holiday as a kid

    Then I converted to pagan, and found Halloween kind of offensive.

  5. I thought Prince Albert brought the Christmas tree tradition over to England and the cards with Victoria and the royal family made Christmas trees popular?

  6. I’d be an interesting back story to say Santa is Odin who’s punishment for his warring paganism was to become Santa

  7. At 5:30 I'm pretty certain it's a Swedish Christmas card with an illustration by Jenny Nyström, credited with giving the tomte the red hat. It might also be referencing the old figure of julbocken (Christmas goat), that lives on today as straw goats; most notably in Gävle with the "gävlebocken" that gets destroyed almost every year.

  8. Oh I visited the Netherlands during the time of year when the celebrate Sinter clause, can you do a video on it?

  9. my personal favorite Christmas story:
    The Christmas Armistice
    1914. The first year of The Great War.
    Men who just didn't want to die or kill. The song "Silent Night" sung by the Germans started off low and began to grow. Not wanting to be out-done by the enemy, the British began singing even louder. Eventually both sides were singing in sync. At some parts of the front line, soldiers began to leave the safety of the trenches, and for one single moment in history, the war stopped. Both sides greeted each other and saw the enemy as people. Never happened before, hasn't happened since.
    But for a brief moment, just for a few frightened and desperate people… reality took a break and became a fairytale.

  10. Santa is not universal, in The Vasc country (Spain) we have OLENTZERO who is also a jolly old man who gives presents, but he wears traditional farmer vasc clothing, makes a life out of charcoal, really likes alchol and before becoming a Santa, used to kidnap children apparently.
    Why does everything in vasc mithology wants to either eat, kill or kidnap you?

    Also, can I recommend looking into vasc mithology? It’s pretty interesting, you have indoeuropeas, mixed with Greek, Roman and catholic mythology.

  11. never complain bout you snow for in aussie land it dosn't snow its rains. so much. FUCKING. RAIN! and hail

  12. I love and hate Christmas. I love it because it's magical and beautiful and looks like a lot of fun. I hate it because I'm Jewish and this is basically the equivalent of having the most awesome party ever thrown in your neighbors yard and them never inviting you.

  13. Odin is the best god of all. He's just a goofy old man when he's not being a murder hermit.
    His original stories are as funny as the weird things he just kida bill murrayed himself into but his whole thing is just that, he goes to random places and does things for fun.

  14. My family, although not religious, celebrate with presents, chocolate, evergreens… wait, does this make us Pagans??

  15. Actually, I did research for a Christmas video of my own and discovered that the Coca Cola thing isn't true. Even Coca Cola denies it.

  16. “Tender and mild” is probably how Dr. Hannibal Lecter would have described the infant Jesus of Nazareth, if it had ended up like that.

  17. (0:14) “Staying in, drinking hot chocolate and watching snow fall.” Or in Australia enjoying the lights and decorations while wondering why Christmas needs to take place on the sun, because it’s So Freaking Hot!
    Still love Christmas though. 😂

  18. 3:06 In scandinavia and england, the gifts and trees were there to light up peoples houses. The trees literally did so, and the gifts made people happy.

  19. I like chrismas…and then hate it cos we dont get any snow. And then when I realize that its summer for aussies….I laugh and like christmas again. At least we got slightly colder weather.

  20. I live in America (the south part like Alamaba, and Georgia south), so I get no snow, only cold.
    Maybe like 3 inches of snow every two years.

  21. we still celebrate today St. Nicholas (here called Sankt Nikolaus) today in germany on December 6th by putting our winter shoes out on the evening of December 5th and waking up with boots full of candy

  22. My Christmases revolve around it being like 18 degrees outside but not snowing till like late january

  23. Fun fact: St. Nicholas once got into a debate with a Lollard which ended in a fistfight.
    Which St. Nick won

  24. Fun thing a boy Yule as mentioned in old Norse texts, it appears to have been a type of drink as it is mentioned to have been drinking Yule. I even wanna go so far they drunk alcohol with some psychedelic mushrooms thrown in.

  25. 0:45 "having been magically impregnated by the big man upstairs"
    Bruh, why does it sound like God going a little bit of Zeus for only once in a timeline???

  26. I like Chirstmas I just hate December, Mainly because it just gets cold and there is no snow and we have a wood furnace in the basement.

  27. Hmm. I have had maybe one ‘white christmas’ and it was a very feeble one, according to my grandfather.

    This is what happens when you live in Central Texas. It gets vaguely cold for winter.

  28. I've always wondered at the sanity of people who live in places where it gets so cold *WATER VAPOR FREEZES TO A SOLID*. I don't wonder anymore.
    Wait…"Rudolf's Dead Eyed Stare." …Wow.

  29. Our celebrations of Christmas here in Brazil is melt with the fires of hell itself burning outside, eating rice with raisin, hearing about your aunts problems with the aliens and your uncles pave’s jokes, explaining to the children why Santa didn’t brought presents for them trying to hide the fact that you spent all your money in the “feast” and abusive income tax to pay for the ever unemployed’s child new PS5 that he bought with government handouts in 100 different installments of 9,99 reais(no interest only in Casas Pernambahias) and will default in a month anyway because the bank’s debt will be covered by BNDS, and he bought 5 times that price in prime meat and Skol to make Churras e Fut and Framengo x Curitcha; All the while you shout your leftist son that Christmas is not only a capitalist thing, and trying to make your teenage anorexic daughter to eat point out that her instagram friends are all photoshopped to be that skinny and in Paris because she studies at a public school and no one there have money to go to Paris and stay 2 months, just for the night to end and you cry yourself to sleep remember when you were a child on Christmas, spending that long gone time with your late beloved ones who did your current job to make the children see the least of the hellish land that is this hole of a country, and falling into a dream of longing, anxiety and panic. Yeah I hate Christmas too.

  30. Santa: What Odin does to stay alive nowadays, if you believe the "gods survive off of the belief of humans" thing prevalent in a lot of fantasy

  31. Who knew The Christmas Carol brought christmas to America, the bastion of Christmas stuff today. That's actually really cool

  32. Why does jingle bells have a “one horse open sleigh “ instead of a reindeer ? Is it a reference to Odin riding his horse Sleipnir?

  33. 7:24 I definitely feel you there. Haven't had a Christmas with snow for… what, 12 years now?

    Also, yay! Someone else who likes Prachett! 😆

  34. I like Christmas for the family stuff, decorating the house and tree, the snow and finally presents.

    I like hearing stuff like this so you aren't alone Red

  35. If you thought we had a war on Christmas now…

    Your a dumb ass

    Happy holidays includes Christmas and is ment to include everyones holiday.

    Us athiests don't hate Christmas lots if us celebrate it(me included I love Christmas)

    Theres no war on Christmas.

    Just don't try and get me to go to church.

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