Hey, I’m Grump I’m not so Grump And we’re the Game Grumps! Arin: Alright, welcome back. Danny: What the fuck?!
Welcome back to Game Grumps *both laughing* A: What the fuck?! How’s it going dude? D: Oh my God A: Okay, okay, okay. I’m gonna hit “hot damn” D: Uh-huh A: Alright, what should- okay, first of all D: Yeah A: Censor Nudity off D: Of course not A: Alright, um… D: Now that there’s actually gonna be nudity A: Well, they said one boob. That’s what they said D: One- specifically one A: Alright, so… D: So pick your favorite A: Um… What do I do? D: Uh, just talk to her. A: Oh, okay D: How about taking your top off? A: How about taking your top off? D: Yeah A: Nice; D: Neat D: Ew, gross, I don’t like it when you put your hand through your fuckin’ body A: Still a top. That is still a top. D: Yeah, talk to her again I don’t think that’s what Frank meant when he said “topless” A: “Fuck yes” D: Yaaay A: Whoa, oh my god D: Aw, I hate it when they’re all like shy- Rachel?! A: What the fuck? D: “Goddamn it!” Rachel- A: Get out of here! D: *laughing* Rachel- No! A: The fuck, get out of here! *Dan laughing* Goddamnit! D: *laughing* No, get her off the bed! A: Don’t lounge on the fuckin’ bed like it’s yours! It’s not yours! A: For fuck’s sake, get outta- Go, go, shoo, shoo! Shoo. D: “Shit, someone saw me” A: Ugh D: Amy, leave A: And you? D: Amy, please go A: And you? D: Amy… A: Miss Sunken Arm? D: Yeah, she’s like “My bed- My arm is fused to the bed, I can’t leave” A: Well, at least she’s keeping her occupied D: Yeah, I don’t know what to do now A: Get out Amy, get out! D: Okay A: Yes, fuckin’- D: Bye, Amy A: Bye. Bye. Goodbye. D: Alright. A: Goodbye See you! *Dan laughing* D: Alright, we gotta do it quicker this time A: Alright, what’s up? D: Okay- *laughing* A: Alright, “how about taking that topless pic” D: Okay, yeah, yeah Okay, “always a pleasure” A: Alright, here we go What- We already saw her topless, so I can turn on the Censor Nudity D: Okay great A: Um… “How about taking your top off?” A: Alright; D: Okay, cool A: And then… “this is what Frank”… D: Yup D: Okay, now you have to take a picture A: Okay So now in the- D: Open the inventory, go to the camera A: “Take photo” D: Boy, she looks really excited about it A: Yeah D: Cool, great A: Alright, cool D: Click, bang D: Alright A: Thank you, Katherine D: Thank you, Katherine Uh A: Uh, “Let’s take a break for now”? D: Yep A: Awesome D: Terrific Good luck with your arm surgery A: Okay, uh, “always a pleasure” D: Okay “Did you need something?” A: Alright, goodbye! D: Alright, bye! *both panting* A: Frank! *more panting* How’s it going, dude?! *Arin and Dan laughing* A: Uh… Oh, I need- D: “I’m plastered, dude!” A: I need to give her- I need to give him the- give D: Yeah A: Right, the camera? D: Yes A: “Make it a good choice” Yeah, okay D: Yeah, fair enough, I mean… A: Oh, totally fair. D: I mean, that’s fucking theft, but… A: Okay, so what am I taking? D: Um… Alright, let’s see Take the rum A: Done D: Boom A: And then give it to Katherine? D: Uh, “go back to Kat-” Yes D: Um, sa- save the game, though ‘Cause D: *drunkenly* Katherine, I got you the alcohol I got you everyth- got you everything you wanted A: Alright, give it to her? D: Yes A: Should I just talk to her? D: N- A: Uh, “What kind of drinks do you like”? D: “Always a pleasure” No, no, no, no need A: Okay A: Uh… ♪Alcohol th- oh wait I can give D: Yes, there you go A: Rum “That’s my drink, baby” D: Jeez A: Um… D: She is just a sweet girl *Arin laughing* D: She’s got her priorities in order, she- A: I love that it actually is 75% D: Yea- *laughing* “Fuck yeah, my lust meter is high, my sober meter is low” A: Okay, so what should I do now? D: Uh, jeez, okay A: Katherine D: Um… *Arin making kissing noises* D: Ask her what- Oh *Dan laughing* A: Sorry D: Ask her what you have to do to get to 100% A: Okay “How can I ensure a 100% chance of getting in your pants?” A: Wow, okay D: Great A: Tha- This is- Tha- That’s- Uh, yep D: “Hmm, humiliate myself or turn down sex? I guess I have no choice. I’ll do it!” A: Alright, so just… put my wang out and start talking to everybody? D: Uh, let’s see… “Go to everyone and wait for a text to appear with all of them. After that-” Oh A: What? D: Oh, yeah Um… You have to show… your sausage to everyone at the party, including her A: Alright, so… D: You can do that by pressing ‘P’ A: Cool D: Sorry A: Alright Can I just walk around my dick out? D: I d- p- I guess so… *Arin and Dan Laughing* A: ♪Do do do do do Both: ♪Do do do do do D: Cool; A: I’m glad you’re glad? D: Neat A: Uhh D: Hey, everybody! A: “Dude, put that away. What’s your problem?” D: Just soak it in, Frank A: “At least somebody appreciates my efforts” Yep D: Thanks, Amy A: Alright, who else do I got? D: Does anyone else- *Arin faking being taken aback* D: “Thing”? A: “It’s big- bigger than MY thing…” D: This is causing a real- A: ‘Sup A: Sweet D: There is no way that pulling your penis out at a party gets this many good reactions D: Thank you, Derek!: A: Oh, yo, Derek, you’re the man D: Much appreciated A: Um… I don’t even know where he is I think that’s everyone, right? D: No, no, Rachel A: Rachel? Where’s Rachel? D: I don’t know, maybe she’s out in the yard Rachel? A: Where the fuck is Rachel?! D: I have to show her my penis! A: Rachel, my penis! D: Wait, turn around Turn around, like, maybe she’s in that corner A: Um… A: Oh, here we go; D: Yeah, there we go A: Hello A: Well, it doesn’t matter D: It’s happening to everyone A: Hello Oh jeez, what a bummer D: XYZ, Examine my zipper A: Alright, that’s it, right? D: Okay- actually, that would be XMZ Yeah- I think that’s it A: Cool, I’ll just put this- Put my boy back in D: Just put this penis away *putting penis away noises* Oh dude, come on- dude, come on. A: Hey. How’s it going, dude? D: Hi, Katherine A: Uh, “I did it! I flashed every single person” D: You’re a really nice sociopath *Arin laughing* “Well, if that’s any consolation, I think I’ll remember this experience for the rest of my life” D: Great A: Um So, yeah… D: Uh, talk to her A: You got it A: Um D: Uh, “Want to go somewhere more private?” A: Hell yeah A: Wow D: Wow A: Oh A: Uh, yeah, sure D: Okay, great You know what? I don’t mean to be a negative Nancy, but I don’t think you and your boyfriend are gonna make it A: So… you teleport onto the bed… D: Great A: …and then what? D: Chat with her for a m- I guess? Oh God, is that what the salami is for? A: My penis! D: That- eugh, god, that is what the salami is for A: Well, let’s give her the salami D: Alright. A: God Okay, fine, I want to watch Where’s the- where’s the bottle water- water? D: I dunno. Close the door, close the door A: Close Oh, she’s naked already D: Yeah, I know A: Water, water, uh I NEED WATER!!! *Arin and Dan laughing* A: How do I- How do I activate the hand? *Arin and Dan continue laughing A: Where’s the water at? D: One of my favorite things about playing this game is imagining this guy running into rooms and just screaming all this random shit *Arin and Dan still laughing* Oh my God Okay, um… A: Where’s the- D: Uh- I- Oh… Let’s see- We already took water, didn’t we? A: Didn’t- Did we? D: I don’t know, let’s see A: I got painkillers… The key… Vodka… D: No, we don’t have water A: Oh, do we have to fill the vodka with water? D: Oh, yes “Go to the tap in the kitchen and fill it.” Good- Good job A: “Bottle has been filled with water” D: Great, just take our word for it *Arin panting* D: Wait, turn off the Censor Nudity! Thanks, Matt and Ryan A: What? No D: No! It’s- Arin! A: What? D: We’re finally gonna have- have intercourse! A: I know but it’s not- that’s not how it works D: This is bullshit I hate you, Matt and Ryan You guys are the fuckin’ worst A: “Give vodka” D: Just blur the whole goddamn screen. It doesn’t matter A: Bottle- D: Great A: Okay D: This should be enjoyable A: Uh, “It’s okay- I mean, it’s about fucking- I mean, uh, great” A: Um… D: Uh, wait, wait A: What? D: You gotta clo- You gotta- A: Clo’ di’ do’ D: Clo’ di’ do’ and lock it with the mysterious key A: Okay, um… “Lock” Boom D: Then it says you have to turn off the Censor Nudity button *Arin and Dan laughing* A: Dan, come on D: I’m just reading the walkthrough! A: Dan, that’s not what the walkthrough says! D: Alright, fine, whatever. “Take off your clothes using ‘Y'” A: Y Remove… shirt? D: Yeah, why not, remove all of them A: Remove shoes… D: Leave the shoes on A: Put on shoes? D: Yeah A: Uh, remove- wait, is that like a little dick I can see? Oh weird D: No, I can’t see it A: Remove pants? D: Yeah A: Re- remove boxers Yes D: Do you still have your shoes on? A: Yes D: Great A: “I’m happy somebody pulled my dick out” D: I’m happy too A: Alright. Uh, talk? D: I d- I guess? A: Oh, I still have to take my shirt off D: Oh alright, fine, she doesn’t want me to take- uh… But they’re my lucky sex shoes! *Arin and Dan laughing* A: I use these in order to get my pee-pee big! *Dan laughing* Uh, “Fuck” D: Alright, I guess we’ll have sex A: We did it! D: Yaaay! Whoa, what’s happening? A: Oh, it’s a- OH, it’s a nightmare! D: She’s huge! A: Ah, it’s a nightmare! NO, this is awful! D: What’s hap- *laughing* A: Oh God- Wait, hold on D: What’s happening?! A: Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on… D: Alright. I don’t even know what I’m looking at A: OHHhh, no! D: This is crazy! A: Whoa, the actual sex is still censored D: Yeah, look at that! A: Alright, sorry, I gotta turn this back on D: Okay Whoa! A: D- Do you like it? Do you- Sor- Stop disappearing! Do you like it? D: Is it good for you? A: Is it good? D: Is it hard with all these censor bars around? Is that my hand? A: Wow, what a- ya- I’m hover-handing you! D: My wrist is broken! *Dan laughing* A: That’s a nice plant *Dan laughing some more* A: Hi… D: So… Wha- What do you think about tangerines? A: Um… D: I’m freakin’ out! A: ‘s nice pillows D: D- H- d- This’s a good- I wonder if they went to K-Mart- er, not K-Mart, Ikea Haha, sometimes I mix up… my corporations… when I’m having sex *Arin and Dan laughing* A: My brand loyalty gets all fucked up when I’m inside a woman D: Um, Uh, so Uh… So what are you doing later? A: Dan, don’t touch me accidentally! D: Sorry! A: Goddamnit! D: Your fuckin’ legs all the way over here on the couch This is crazy! A: I-I-I think she’s gonna orgasm before I orgasm D: This is going on a long time Katherine! Katherine, I’m busy, I have things to do! A: Boy, this is an interesting screen, isn’t it? D: Yeah, it is kind of weird, I- Katherine keep it down, my mom’s in the other room! A: Are we just- Is it- Are you just- Are you just a- a one-trick pony? D: Yeah, is it- A: You just wanna get fucked missionary style? D: Well, first of all, it’s making love and then it’s secondary missionary- A: Yeah, this sure looks like makin’ love D: very- very pleasurable to both parties A: That’s the- that’s the touch of making love right there D: And- wait- A: There she goes, there she goes D: Hooray! A: Is it… Not- not very, uh… D: Yeah A: It’s not very, uh… climactic D: Yeah, just take- Just take our word for it A: Oh, there we go, there we go I’m ‘unna- I’m ‘unna spoot! D: D- Oh God- *laughing* A: I’M SPOOTING! *Dan laughing* D: “I’m gonna spoot” A: Yeees, I spooted! Tell your boyfriend I spooted all over your censor bars *Dan laughing* D: Ohh, my God… A: Ohh… Doesn’t matter, had sex D: Cool A: Thanks for letting me spoot D: Thanks Alright, it’s- it was really… Okay, the door- that’s not how doors work, but… A: It’s locked D: He- Oh A: She can’t get out, it’s locked D: Here, let her out for the love of God A: Mmm… *Dan laughing* D: What’re you doing? “I’ll make my escape!” and you jump out the window D: *laughing* What are you doing, Arin? “I just wanted to show you how good I am at doors” A: Oh, I thought I could close the blinds D: Oh c- my God… A: Looks like you’re mine, now D: Oh my God, Arin, don’t be weird about this *Arin laughing* A: “Don’t be weird about this”?! D: Yeah, you just had se- A: This entire game is weird about this! D: You just had sex with a complete stranger, it’s fine A: Here Enjoy your door opening D: Yeah A: Oh do you- now you want to stay? D: Yeah, n- well, now you gotta- you gotta open the door for her A: Oh, NOW she wants it D: Dude, I think your dick’s still out A: Oh, is it? *Dan laughing* A: I’ma put that away for right now D: I- I’m sorry, Ashley A: I’m trying to put it away! Would you stop talking to me and put it- put it away?! D: Rachel, stop walking into rooms that… A: Put it awa- oh, I’m naked D: Oh, you’re totally nude That’s why, that explains it A: Okay D: Okay D: Uh, I have my shoes on A: Oh, I didn’t put my boxers on, hold on… Let me take my pants off… And then- oh, no- D: “Take off your shoes, you fucking idiot.” Well- A: Okay, so that was it D: That was very romantic, I enjoyed that A: Did you? D: Good date Are we married now? Are- Are you my girlfriend? A: Can I kiss- Can I kiss you when it’s not having sex time? D: Oh, man A: Can I kiss you when it’s just normal time? D: Okay, so, next time on Game Grumps, I guess that was it A: Wait, there’s no like… “Wow, congratulations,” or like, “Game over…” D: Dude, there’s never congratulations in this A: It’s just like real life D: Yeah Do you want to try to romance Frank? A: Right now? D: Well, I mean in another episode Oh goodness A: Could I just like… hold on, I know how to end this D: Do you? Wait, what?! *Arin laughing* D: Cool A: Derek, help Help, Derek! D: Mmmhmhm A: Help! D: It’s okay, you had sex A: Doesn’t matter D: This party’s over D: Great job, Arin A: Alright, I’ll see you next time- D: Bye, everyone! A: -where we will romance Frank D: You will, I’m gonna… kinda hang back and… A: Eh, it’s a group effort D: Alright