I get more a** than a toilet seat Cops let me sing in the f***ing street My life is an endless buffet of hoes Been a pimp ever since my voice got low Christmas is a time for charity So I’mma let you sit somewhat close to me I could be partying with hookers and blow Instead I’m here with you on the down low With you Slummin’ with you Hey you! You’re only a two We’re dating on the down low maybe You don’t need that seat in front of the fire You can stay warm with your spare tire Don’t know why your self esteem is low Be sure to duck down if you see my bros My Christmas list has a wish to make you cuter Just like the chicks that were down at Hooters Here comes one now you gotta go! No wait, stay here and hold the mistletoe Ew, I stepped in some poop Would you scrape off my shoes? They’re new! You look like you’re going to throw up Watch the Jordans yo! Jesus was born in a barn Could you get out and push the car? We’re making a left on the interstate Why do you complain so much? Your butt looks big with that crutch Don’t forget we’re going Dutch Did I mention that it’s Christmas? I can’t decide which girl I like best Maybe I should have you fight to the death I know I don’t treat you like I should But I send you an autograph and it’s all good You are not the girl that I prefer When I go out with her you can be the chauffeur Here come a turn, hey where did you go?! I never really learned to drive, Oh no! That was totally rude. Who are you? Paternity suit? I’m screwed! Let’s keep this on the down low baby Hello? Hello? Yo! How do you make the phone call someone back? Hmm. What would Aquaman do in this situation?