Lady Gaga – Applause – Parody – “Santa Claus”

Lady Gaga – Applause – Parody – “Santa Claus”


(jingle bells) (Christmas music) (Christmas music) (Christmas music) (gasp) (record scratch) You stand there waiting for me to bring the toys To watch them playing, all the girls and all the boys Could it be a new tv, baby doll, or teddy bear? Hanging your stockings, you’ll find the things I put in there My name is Santa Claus… a Claus… a Claus… My name is Santa Claus Claus name is Santa Claus Claus My name is St Nicholas and Father Christmas Santa Claus… a Claus… a Claus… Give me all the things I love
(all the kids shout) Leave Nintendo’s, bikes, and such
(Is he here now) Give me all the things I love
(all the kids shout) Leave skateboards and fire trucks
(is he real now) S-A-N-T-A-C-L-A-U-S
(all the kids shout) S-A-N-T-A-C-L-A-U-S
(leave computers, phones, and such) S-A-N-T-A-C-L-A-U-S
(all the kids shout) S-A-N-T-A-C-L-A-U-S
(leave an Apple iPod touch) I’ve overheard your stories about my rosy cheeks A beard as white as snow and a nose like a cherry A stomach that when I laugh shakes just like jelly Pop culture was in art, now pop culture has become me My name is Santa Claus… a Claus… a Claus My name is Santa Claus Claus name is Santa Claus Claus My name is St Nicholas and Father Christmas Santa Claus… a Claus… a Claus Give me all the things I love
(all the kids shout) Leave Nintendo’s, bikes, and such
(is he here now) Give me all the things I love
(all the kids shout) Leave skateboards and fire trucks
(is he real now) S-A-N-T-A-C-L-A-U-S
(all the kids shout) S-A-N-T-A-C-L-A-U-S
(leave computers, phones, and such… such) S-A-N-T-A-C-L-A-U-S
(all the kids shout) S-A-N-T-A-C-L-A-U-S
(leave an Apple iPod touch… touch) fire trucks… trucks
iPod touch… touch… now ho ho ho… ho ho ho…
ho ho ho… ho ho… My name is Santa Claus…
a Claus… a Claus… My name is Santa Claus Claus
name is Santa Claus Claus My name is St Nicholas and Father Christmas Santa Claus… a Claus… a Claus Give me all the things I love
(all the kids shout) Leave Nintendo’s, bikes, and such… such
(is he here now) Give me all the things I love
(all the kids shout) Leave skateboards and fire trucks
(is he real now) S-A-N-T-A-C-L-A-U-S
(all the kids shout) S-A-N-T-A-C-L-A-U-S
(leave computers, phones, and such… such) S-A-N-T-A-C-L-A-U-S
(all the kids shout) S-A-N-T-A-C-L-A-U-S
(leave an Apple iPod touch… touch) Leave me milk and cookies MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

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