Norm Macdonald Feels for Mickey Mouse

Norm Macdonald Feels for Mickey Mouse


>>James: NOW WE HAVE TO TALK
ABOUT THIS BECAUSE LEA MICHELE, YOU ARE JUST CELEBRATED YOUR
BIRTHDAY.>>YES.>>James: CONGRATULATIONS. THE BIG 3-0.>>THANK YOU.>>James: DID YOU CELEBRATE.>>I DID, I DID– I WENT TO
DISNEY CUZ THAT’S WHAT EVERY 30 YEAR OLD WANTS TO DO. WITH MY PARENTS.>>THAT’S GREAT.>>James: AND WHAT DID YOU DO?>>MY DAD DRANK A LOT OF
TEQUILA. IT WAS HIS 60ST. IT WAS GREAT. AND WE KIND OF HAD A WILD DISNEY
TIME. IT WAS SUPER FUN. AND THAT WAS IT, THAT WAS ALL I
WANTED TO DO FOR MY 30th BIRTHDAY WAS GO TO DISNEYLAND?>>James: WHY?>>BECAUSE IT’S THE HAPPIEST
PLACE ON THE EARTH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN.>>James: FOR HALF AN HOUR.>>HAVE YOU GONE WHILE DRINKING
TEQUILA.>>James: NO, WITH MY SON I’M
JUST ALWAYS ANTICIPATING A 5 P.M. MELTDOWN BECAUSE HE’S JUST
BEEN EXPOSED TO TOO MUCH.>>I WAS AT DISNEYLAND AND MICKY
MOUSE WHO IS A BIG CELEBRITY AT DISNEYLAND, THE FARTHER YOU GET
AWAY FROM DISNEELAND, THE WORSE HE LOOKS BUT WHEN IS HE IN
DISNEY LAND, HE’S THE GUY. SO HE TOOK A PICTURE WITH A
CHILD.>>James: YEAH.>>AND THE CHILD SLIPPED FROM
HIS HANDS, FROM MICKY MOUSE’S HANDS. FORTUNATELY MICKY MOUSE HAS HUGE
SHOES SO THE SHOES BROKE THE CHILD’S FALL AND THANK GOODNESS
FOR THAT. AND HE WAS FINE. HE WAS CRYING. AND EVERYONE WAS CONCERNED,
EXCEPT MICKY MOUSE HAD A BIG SMILE, LIKE HE CAN’T– .>>James: YEAH, YOU’RE RIGHT. HE WAS COMPLETELY NONPLUSSED.>>HE WAS NOT NONPLUSSED, HE WAS
UNAFFECTED. NONPLUSSED MEANS BEWIRLDED.>>James: I DO FIND IT WEIRD
WHEN THE PARENTS, WHEN LIKE MY SON IS DESPERATE TO CU E UP TO
MEET PLUTO AND I’M LIKE, RIGHT, IT’S GOING TO BE AN HOUR.>>James: AN HOUR TO GET A
SIBLGHT FROM A BITTER COLLEGE KID.>>James: YEAH.>>AND THEN YOU KNOW, LIKE EVERY
HOUR BECAUSE IT’S SO HOT, BLISSERRING HOT, YOU KNOW, AND
EVERY HOUR THEY HAVE TO GO TAKE OFF THEIR MOUSE HEAD AND GET
SOME AIR. SO THEY GOT EIGHT SECURITY
GUARDS PUSHING KIDS AWAY. LIKE HEY, MICKY IS COMING
THROUGH.>>James: HE NEEDS A BREAK.>>HE NEEDS A BREAK, FOR GOD’S
SAKE, MICKY MOUSE.

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