O Little Monk of Lindisfarne (ASNaC Yule Play 2017)

O Little Monk of Lindisfarne (ASNaC Yule Play 2017)


Now, so thank you very much for coming to watch the Yule Play Now we have, traditionally there is a Christmas carol at the end which you all join in with so if you turn over the sheets that you have, there are the lyrics for the carol which we will be singing, on the back so please join us in Christmas merriment and, yeah, we’ve upped the violence this year, so I hope you enjoy it O little monk of Lindisfarne you better run and hide If you’re not tough or fast enough, we’ll spear you in the side Although you’ll be like Jesus, I think it just might hurt we’ll kill your cooks and steal your books, and we’ll never convert for gold is found in monasteries, and we need loads of cash God won’t need gold, or so I’m told, so all your heads we’ll smash although we’ll burn your monastery, if any should resist each Norseman loves to push and shove, and be an arsonist how murderously, how murderously we’ll end your useless lives your skulls we’ll cleave and then we’ll leave, we’ll gut you with our knives no ear will hear us coming, killed as you run away so, with my axe I’ll slice your backs, your last day is today O holy monk of Lindisfarne, soon holey you will be you’ll be afraid when shaft and blade have pierced your neck and knee we’ve heard you all love martyrdom, we’ll happily oblige stab you in bed, cut off your head, so by-bye brother Nige Thank you very much for coming along and indulging us I just want to thank the technical people Sophie who was on the lights and the sound, and Melissa who was on the camera and thank my cast, and thank you very much for coming! Merry Christmas!

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