“Once Upon Impeachment,” A Late Show Animated Christmas Classic

“Once Upon Impeachment,” A Late Show Animated Christmas Classic


( APPLAUSE )
WITH THE HOLIDAYS COMING UP, WE HERE AT “THE LATE SHOW”
ARE HAPPY TO SAY WE HAVE AN EARLY PRESENT FOR YOU. IT’S A BRAND-NEW ANIMATED
CHRISTMAS CLASSIC, MADE SPECIFICALLY FOR THIS YEAR’S
HOLIDAY SEASON. IT’S CALLED “ONCE UPON
IMPEACHMENT.” DO ENJOY.>>HO, HO, HO! WELL, SUZIE, AS LONG AS YOU’VE
BEEN A GOOD LITTLE GIRL THIS YEAR, YOU CAN EXPECT THOSE TWO
MILLION TIKTOK HEARTS UNDER THE TREE CHRISTMAS MORNING–
WHATEVER THE HOLLY THAT MEANS. NORTH POLE, SANTA SPEAKING. UH-HUH. WELL, TIMMY, UNFORTUNATELY. EVEN SANTA CAN’T REVERSE THE
EFFECTS OF GLOBAL WARMING. WHA– “OK BOOMER”! YOU LISTEN HERE, TIMMY. I’M 800 YEARS OLD! ( PHONE RINGING )
OH, HOLD ON. MERRY CHRISTMAS. THIS IS SANTA.>>HELLO, CROOKED KRINGLE.>>OH, HELLO, MR. PRESIDENT.>>HOW’S CHRISTMAS GOING? ON SCHEDULE, I TRUST?>>WELL, WE DIDN’T KNOW THERE
WAS GOING TO BE SUCH A HIGH DEMAND FOR BABY YODAS OR
NUTMEG-FLAVORED VAPE PENS. IT’S REALLY TAKING A TOLL ON OUR
RUDOLPH POWER SUPPLY.>>SANTA! VAPING KILLS!>>I’M STRESSED. WE COULD REALLY USE THAT
PLUTONIUM THAT CONGRESS APPROVED FOR RUDOLPH’S NOSE.>>UH-HUH, IT’S COMING.>>WONDERFUL, WHEN CAN WE–
>>I WOULD LIKE YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR, THOUGH.>>UH-OH.>>BREAKING NEWS:
ON THE 42nd DAY OF IMPEACHMENT MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME
A SECOND WHISTLEBLOWER>>I WAS IN SANTA’S OFFICE WHEN
THE PHONE CALL TOOK PLACE, AND WHAT I HEARD SHOOK ME TO MY
CANDY-COATED CORE. LISTEN:
>>I WOULD LIKE YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR, THOUGH.>>UH-OH.>>I NEED YOU TO SEND ME THE
NAUGHTY AND NICE LIST.>>AND WHY DO YOU NEED THAT?>>I NEED DIRT ON JOE BIDEN.>>AFTER THIS BOMBSHELL
REVELATION, LAWMAKERS ARE NOW DEMANDING A NAUGHTY FULL RELEASE
OF THE LIST. THE NAUGHTY LIST. HELP ME, ANDERSON.>>I’M CALLING ON SANTA CLAUS TO
TESTIFY BEFORE CONGRESS ON CHRISTMAS EVE.>>WHO IS THIS SANTA CLAUS TO
TELL US WHAT’S NAUGHTY, WHAT’S NICE? I MEAN, WHO AMONG HASN’T, FOR
THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT, HELPED A GOOD FRIEND BURY A BODY?>>MAYBE SANTA WANTS TO PROTECT
THE NAUGHTY LIST SO BAD BECAUSE HE’S ON IT. HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THAT
WOLF? SANTA’S BROKEN INTO MILLIONS OF
HOUSES. WATERGATE WAS ONE HOTEL.>>THOSE FA-LA-LA-LA-LOUSY BUMS!>>SO NOW WE GOTTA GIVE THOSE
MOTHER JINGLERS THE LIST?>>HO, HO, NOOOOOOO, GUMDROP! THE ETERNAL SPIRIT OF NICENESS
GAVE US THAT LIST TO PROTECT AT ALL COSTS. IT’S ONE OF THE TOP THREE
CHRISTMAS COMMANDMENTS: 1.) THOU SHALT KEEP BLACK FRIDAY
SACRED AND GIVE 20% TO 40% OFF ALL MERCHANDISE. 2.) THOU SHALT STAND UNDER THE
MISTLETOE AND GIVE YOUR SWEETY A BIG, SLOPPY WET ONE. 3.) THOU SHALT PROTECT THE LIST!>>WELL, THEN WHAT DO WE DO,
SANTA?>>WE JUST KEEP DOING OUR JOB
AND TRUST THAT CONGRESS WILL DO THEIRS. OH, ( BLEEP )!>>♪ RUDY THE RED NOSE LAWYER
CAME TO GET THE NAUGHTY LIST!>>RUDY! HOW DID YOU GET HERE SO FAST?>>BEATS ME. I BUTT DIALED AN UBER AND
BLACKED OUT. NOW, BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME,
HAND OVER THAT LIST!>>OR WHAT?>>OR FROSTY GETS PUT ON ICE!>>DON’T GIVE IT TO ‘EM, SANTA!>>I’M GONNA RIP OFF YOUR
CHESTNUTS AND ROAST ‘EM!>>OKAY, RUDY! YOU’LL GET THE LIST!>>BELLY IS BOWL OF JELLY. WELCOME, SANTA.>>HERE IT IS, RUDY. BE SURE TO CHECK IT TWICE.>>SURE, WHATEVER! SEE YA! HA-HA-HA.>>THAT SUGAR-PLUM-SUCKING
BASTARD IS GONNA USE THE NAUGHTY AND NICE LIST FOR NAUGHTINESS!>>NOT TONIGHT, GUMDROP. SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN.>>WELCOME BACK TO OUR CHRISTMAS
EVE IMPEACHMENT COVERAGE. STILL NO SIGN OF JOLLY OL’
SAINT NICK. THIS, DESPITE THE MILK AND
COOKIES SET AT HIS TESTIMONY TABLE WITH CARE.>>EXCUSE ME, MR. CHAIRMAN, BUT
IF SANTA WON’T BE JOINING US TONIGHT, I HAVE SOME ENTRIES I’D
LIKE TO SUBMIT FROM THE NAUGHTY AND NICE LIST!>>ON DASHER! HOW’S THAT ENTRANCE, GUMDROP? SANTA CLAUS IS COMING IN HOT.>>GOING AS FAST AS WE CAN,
SANTA.>>THIS THING’S A LITTLE HEAVY.>>WHO SHOULD BE ON THE NAUGHTY
LIST BUT JOE BIDEN?>>STEADY, STEADY. JUST LIKE WHEN YOU GOT
BIN LADEN, KRINGLE.>>AND, SO, I THINK WE CAN ALL
AGREE: THIS PROVES ONCE AND FOR ALL, THERE WAS NO–
>>QUID PRO HO-HO-HO!>>SANTA!>>ORDER!>>MR. CHAIR, THAT’S MY LIST! FOOLISH YOU HAVE BEEN, RUDY.>>NOW JUST HOLD ON A MINUTE,
MR. KRINGLE–>>THAT’S LIEUTENANT COLONEL
KRINGLE!>>ORDER, ORDER. WOULD THE ROSEY-CHEEKED
GENTLEMAN FROM THE NORTH POLE PLEASE SUBMIT FOR THE RECORD
PRESIDENT TRUMP’S ACTUAL ENTRY FROM THE NAUGHTY LIST?>>RESPECTFULLY, MR. CHAIRMAN,
WHAT’S THE POINT? I MEAN, YOU REALLY THINK IT WILL
HELP? HE TOLD YOU EVERY NAUGHTY THING
HE EVER DID, AND YOU STILL ELECTED HIM PRESIDENT.>>YEAH, HE SAID HE WAS GONNA
GRAB WOMAN BY TH–>>THE FIGGY PUDDING!>>YES, VERY NAUGHTY. AND THAT’S WHY I’M HERE TODAY,
RIGHT? ON CHRISTMAS EVE? TO TELL YOU WHO’S BEEN NAUGHTY? WELL, I WON’T, BECAUSE THE MORE
WE TALK ABOUT NAUGHTINESS, THE MORE IT CAN SEEM LIKE THE ONLY
THING LEFT THAT EXISTS. AND SO, MR. CHAIRMAN, I WOULD
LIKE TO SUBMIT SOMETHING FOR THE RECORD… THE FOLLOWING ENTRIES FROM THE
NICE LIST. AH, LINDSEY GRAHAM,
NOVEMBER 1961. LITTLE LINDSEY SAT NEXT TO A BOY
AT LUNCH WHO ALSO HAD NO FRIENDS. REMEMBER HOW THAT FELT, LINDSEY?>>YES, IT FELT GOOD. FEELIN’ GOOD FEELS GOOD. I WANT TO LIVE, CLARENCE!>>AND HERE’S ONE FROM RUDY
GIULIANI! OH, RUDY, OUR RED-NOSED LAWYER. IN SEPTEMBER 2001, RUDY WAS AN
INSPIRATION TO AN ENTIRE NATION. REMEMBER THAT RUDY?>>SOMEONE REMEMBERED I USED TO
BE NICE. IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE. GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE!>>AND FINALLY… DONALD TRUMP. I GOT NOTHING.( LAUGHTER )
BUT, MR. PRESIDENT, THERE’S STILL TIME. WHY, YOU’VE GOT A WHOLE YEAR
LEFT TO RESIGN.>>INITIATE DRONE STRIKE ON
SANTA CLAUS. AUTHORIZATION CODE 1, 2, 3.>>GLOBAL WARMING’S REAL, YOU
SCIENCE SCROOGE!>>AND SO, ASK NOT WHO’S BEEN
NAUGHTY TO YOU. ASK WHO YOU CAN BE NICE TO! HO-HO-HO! ♪ ♪ ♪
MERRY IMPEACHMENT TO YOU ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
MERRY IMPEACHMENT TO YOU ♪

100 thoughts on ““Once Upon Impeachment,” A Late Show Animated Christmas Classic

  1. https://youtu.be/e19AZhSwyCs

    Has everyone seen Coheed and Cambria’s Trump/Christmas music video they dropped a week ago? Hits a couple of the same beats this video does.

  2. I thought they gave us an Easter egg at 3:20 with Frosty. Looks like they shove a butt plug in Frosty's mouth, then I figured out it's a carrot. XD

  3. Too bad… All the sheep in the comment section Know for a fact (He literally said it himself) Biden/Obama withheld aid from Ukraine unless people were fired from investigating his son, and they were. And there was No talk of impeachment or any wrong doing.
    – Obama's border control enforcement was worse than Trump's, and yet No talk of Impeachment.
    – Even the president of Ukraine said there was no pressure and nothing was done, for aid to be released.
    — And yet That's what they're trying to impeach Trump for?
    — I don't like Trump's rhetoric and I didn't vote for him, but if you think this is the Dems way of Justice and being fair and open. You've got to be kidding yourself.

  4. It's too bad Santa wasn't real, maybe he could help us get rid of Trump, since it seems no one else can, even those desperately trying to or maybe even better Krampus, lol! He would just eat him or make him and his cronies all disappear!

  5. What an embarrassing schlep of a man Stephen Colbert has become. Remember when he was funny? You have to have a good memory for that one! Nothing but a media bitch for the man now….doing whatever his master asks….gleefully! Politics has always been part of the late night routine, but when it became the sole narrative, dedicated to the left…..it's all over with. Finished. Pathetic. Horribly unfunny.

  6. This could've been done so much better. The storyline could've easily been sharper & wittier, and it would've gone viral. Jon Stewart or John Oliver could've/should've helped…

  7. How was it POSSIBLE that this FOOL the FAKE PRESIDENT got away with MURDER for so LONG …How could the AMERICAN people let it go this far.This shows me how many uneducated people are in America. Disgrace…

  8. So awesome!! The way Frosty was so broken after being pushed from the helicopter, Santa's leap, most action movies don't have half the feeling or drama!!! A classic!!!

  9. Seeing in B&W credits Stephen Colbert….Donald Trump was hysterical. Thanks for the animation present and the laughter throughout the year. HaPeaHollyDaze!.

  10. And all through the House, not a Biden was stirring, because Hunter will testify to the Senate ‘que heavy American rock’.
    He admitted to ABC he banged and had a relationship with his dead brother’s widow, that’s a sign you are screwed backing that guy. That was his brother… Disgusting.

  11. Congrats to everyone who worked on this, it's brilliant!
    Climate change is real, so why not plant one or even several trees to capture some CO2?
    Doubles-down as a thoughtful gift 😉
    Here are a few great tree planting websites:
    https://edenprojects.org
    (1$=10 trees planted)
    https://onetreeplanted.org
    (1$= one tree planted)
    https://www.plant-for-the-planet.org/en/home
    (several other tree planting options).
    Happy holidays to all!

  12. ???
    Stephen Colbert….!!!
    ENTERTAINMENT CENTER OF THE WORLD.
    A Time to LAUGH even when you feel like crying & Kicking Trump & the Republican Party in their butts for being such mentally unsanitary, corrupt, lying jackasses.

  13. https://nypost.com/2019/11/15/marie-yovanovitch-admits-obama-admin-prepped-her-on-hunter-biden-before-her-confirmation/

  14. "And finally…Donald Trump…I Got Nothin'. But Mr President, there's still time. You got a whole year left to resign…(or continue bankrupting the country and the world morally and ethically like you did your last 6 bankruptcie$)." ?

  15. I had a great feeling while I watched the Christmas story. Most
    can be honest and treat others well at 90% of the time. Those who are unable to see our group vision of The U.S. and the world.
    One who is definitely one in the second category. He has his own private vision of the world that is weird and, I hope someone stops him from starting World War III.

    I bet he gives us all a ride on his weird, crazy roller coaster whence he gives his State of the Union Address. But, he let's his fear and anger out and loses it. I hope I am wrong, but don't count on it.

  16. You just have to love the media when they attack a Conservative for the same thing VP Biden did, withholding $1 Billion in aid to Ukraine until they removed the prosecutor from investigating his SON's involvement in a Billion dollar payoff scandal at the oil/gas company where he was a big corporate rep. And they hated it when President Trump reminded everyone of that FACT.

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    JINGLE ALL THE WAY
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    OH WHAT FUN WE'LL HAVE WHEN
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    DONALD TRUMP'S
    TAKEN AWAY
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    LAUGHING & SINGING
    IN THE SNOW
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    WATCHING HIM GO
    ? ? ? ? ?

    HEARING HIM CRY
    ? ? ?

    HEARING HIM DENY
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    HEARING HIM ASSAULT
    ? ??? ?

    SCREAMING
    IT'S ALL OBAMA'S FAULT

    OH THE FUN WILL
    NEVER FAIL
    ? ? ?

    TRUMP
    SCREAMING
    HILLARY'S EMAILS
    ? ? ?

    AS THEY DRAG HIM
    OFF TO JAIL
    ? ? ? ? ?

    OVER THE HILLS
    HE'LL GO
    ???

    SCREAMING & SWEARING
    ALL THE WAY
    ???

    OH WHAT FUN WE'LL HAVE
    THAT DAY
    ? ? ?

    WHEN THEY
    DRAG
    TRUMP AWAY
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    JINGLE ALL THE WAY
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    JINGLE BELLS
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    JINGLE BELLS
    ? ? ?

    JINGLE ALL THE WAY
    ? ? ?

    OH WHAT FUN WE'LL HAVE WHEN
    ? ? ?

    DONALD TRUMP'S
    TAKEN AWAY
    ? ? ? ? ?

    LAUGHING & SINGING
    IN THE SNOW
    ❄ ☁ ? ☁ ❄

    WATCHING HIM GO
    ? ? ? ? ?

    HEARING HIM CRY
    ? ? ?

    HEARING HIM DENY
    ?? ? ?

    HEARING HIM ASSAULT
    ? ??? ?

    SCREAMING
    IT'S ALL OBAMA'S FAULT

    OH THE FUN WILL
    NEVER FAIL
    ? ? ?

    TRUMP
    SCREAMING
    HILLARY'S EMAILS
    ? ? ?

    AS THEY DRAG HIM
    OFF TO JAIL
    ? ? ? ? ?

    OVER THE HILLS
    HE'LL GO
    ???

    SCREAMING & SWEARING
    ALL THE WAY
    ???

    OH WHAT FUN WE'LL HAVE
    THAT DAY
    ? ? ?

    WHEN THEY
    DRAG
    TRUMP AWAY
    ? ? ? ? ?

    JINGLE ALL THE WAY
    ? ? ?

    JINGLE BELLS
    ? ? ?

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