Santa Claus Has A Message For Anyone Feeling Down About 2016

Santa Claus Has A Message For Anyone Feeling Down About 2016


THE YEAR’S ALMOST OVER, THANK
GOD. 2016 HAS BEEN GRUELING– WHETHER
YOUR CANDIDATE WON OR LOST, YOU HAD TO ENDURE THE ELECTION
GLOBAL INSTABILITY– EVEN BATMAN AND SUPERMAN WERE FIGHTING. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THANK YOU. THANK YOU. VERY NICE OF YOU. THANK YOU FOR CLAPPING. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ( APPLAUSE )
SO THIS HOLIDAY, WE’RE ALL FEELING BUMMED OUT. SO TO CHEER EVERYONE UP, JOINING
ME LIVE VIA SATELLITE FROM THE NORTH POLE– PLEASE WELCOME KRIS
KRINGLE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>HO-HO-HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!>>STEPHEN: THANKS FOR JOINING
US, SANTA. I KNOW THIS IS A BUSY TIME.>>YES, EVERY MINUTE I’M AWAY,
100 GOOD CHILDREN DON’T GET A GIFT, BUT I’M SURE THIS IS
IMPORTANT.>>STEPHEN: OKAY, I’LL MAKE IT
QUICK — 2016 HAS BEEN A BUMMER, SANTA, AND I WAS HOPING YOU
COULD HELP CHEER UP THOSE OF US FEELING THE HOLIDAY BLUES.>>SURE! SANTA HAS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE
FOR THOSE OF YOU FEELING DOWN THIS YEAR — SUCK IT UP AND GROW
A PAIR! HO, HO, HO.>>STEPHEN: WAIT, WHAT? SUCK IT UP? SANTA, HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? 2016 HAS ME PRETTY UPSET!>>OH, YOU’RE UPSET? TRY BEING AN IMMORTAL ELF WHOSE
JOB WAS BRINGING CHRISTMAS CHEER DURING THE BUBONIC PLAGUE. THE HOT TOY THAT YEAR WAS A
QUICK, PAINLESS DEATH. HO, HO, HO!>>Stephen: GOSH, SANTA, SORRY
ABOUT THAT. AT LEAST YOU HAVE MRS. CLAUS.>>OH, HO, HO! NO! I CAUGHT HER WITH ONE OF THE
ELVES! OH, WHO AM I KIDDING, ALL OF THE
ELVES! NOW WE LIVE ON SEPARATE POLES,
AND I GET THE REINDEER ON WEEKENDS.>>STEPHEN: WOW, SANTA, YOU’VE
BEEN THROUGH A LOT, BUT YOU STILL SEEM PRETTY JOLLY. WHAT’S YOUR SECRET?>>JUST REMEMBER — NO MATTER
HOW HARD THE YEAR HAS BEEN, ON CHRISTMAS DAY, YOU HAVE A
CHANCE TO JUST TAKE A BREAK AND RELAX WITH THE ONES YOU LOVE.>>STEPHEN: THANK YOU, SANTA.>>EXCEPT FOR ME BECAUSE I HAVE
TO WORK THAT DAY. MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!>>STEPHEN: SANTA CLAUS,
EVERYBODY! WE’VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT– DENEE BENTON AND NORAH JONES ARE HERE, AND WHEN WE
RETURN, SOME MORE CHRISTMAS CHEER.

63 thoughts on “Santa Claus Has A Message For Anyone Feeling Down About 2016

  1. No mention of the Tinsel Mine collapse and the 15 elven lives lost? Such a fascist!
    Never forget! * taps chest twice and raises a fist in the air *

  2. I feel betrayed… That applause at the start made me think it might be a certain person named Jon hiding under that santa suit… but it wasn't to be! πŸ˜›

  3. Oh, you big palooka, you got to work one day a year!? Oh what a cruel life you live! Suck it up, you fat magnificent loser!

  4. But 'twas in the year 2016 that Santa came much sooner than expected.
    For late on November 8th, he ventured out from the North Pole and made but one delivery:
    A 260-pound lump of coal, unceremoniously dropped into the world's stocking.
    And while some rejoiced, most were left with but a faint glimmer of hope that next year — if there should be a next year — would somehow be better for all.

  5. Jeez, the audience really did a number on this skit, don't they listen to what Stephen says! They must of brought out John as he did the intro, bit of bad timing lol. I thought they did rehearsals!!

  6. It's entirely possible David Bowie was the only thing holding the world together. Sure has turned to shit, now that he left us.

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  8. to search what is Christmas one will find it goes as far back as
    biblical dayz…pagan practices child sacrifices and a lot of gay sex
    even though it was call christmas it was on dec 25 which is not Jesus
    birthday …many countries ban the Holiday due to violence that came
    with it and again lots of gay sex and exchanging of gifts then recreated
    to krumpus a demon who took bad children away but yet coke cola gave it
    another remake with a fat guy and reindeer…so now we have the remix
    version

  9. Nah, don't listen to the humorless trolls. I've always wanted to hear Santa bellow: "Suck it up and grow a pair!" Thanks for the laughs.

  10. If you libtards found 2016 bad… hohohhahahahahahihhehehahahahahahiiiihahahahahahahahaiihaahaihaihahahiahaihahooooooo…. oh…

  11. Would have been WAY more funny to say Mrs. Claus caught him "spending too much time with the reindeer." Great…now 2016 sucks AND Mrs. Claus is an adulterous slut.

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