hey guys it’s kristin well it’s that time of year again when everyone starts getting their christmas tree and if you have a real tree you know you have to water it this becomes a huge pain in the butt now the space is not big enough for like a job so usually end up […]
(BIRDS CHIRPING) DAISY: Yoo-hoo! Donald! What are you guys doing here? We came to see my captain in action. You always said you’d take us sailing some day. And today’s the perfect day. DONALD: But, but, but… (STUTTERING) Ha-ha. First Mate Mickey reporting for duty. Batten down the hatches! Set sail for adventure! Shiver me […]
CHRISTMAS IS ONLY 11 DAYS AWAY, WHICH IS NOT A LOT OF TIME TO CHECK THINGS OFF ON YOUR CHRISTMAS TO-DO LIST. YOU HAVE TO DECORATE YOUR TREE. YOU HAVE TO GO SHOPPING, AND YOU HAVE TO GO SEE SANTA AT THE MALL. [LAUGHTER] HOWEVER, IF YOU LIVE IN PORTLAND, OREGON, YOU MIGHT BE A […]
we have a problem he wants everything her literally everything success dude let’s talk about and good morning we’re back at it like it we are packing again because we’re leaving again we’re gonna go out to the beach for a week this is the artist part about living out of suitcases is trying to […]
Here we are at Part 13 in the ELFIS Story, you catch all the other parts right there ElvisLives.com Folks, you can never really be sure that the kids are all snuggled and tucked in their beds and with the absence of diversity education in the classroom these days, this situation can be a bit […]
Ho ho ho. It’s like I always say, anything is possible with the magic of Christmas. Santa your wife is dying. We’re waiting to hear back from the donor agency. Whenever I’m feeling down I cheer up with a little bit of milk and cookies. Mr. Claus, please focus. As her spouse you have power […]
Mrs. Claus versus Mary Poppins!
You made it!!! Welcome to the FAILGATE! I don’t get it. We have to go watch the teams that beat us? Oh God no. We drink a lot and try to forget the postseason Whoa hold up, there’s a POSTseason? I don’t get it. Who are all these excited people? Jared, these are fans! Oh […]