Hire John Malkovich For Your Child’s Next Birthday Party!

>>Stephen: HELLO, I’M STEPHEN COLBERT.>>AND I’M RENOWNED ACTOR JOHN MALKOVICH.>>Stephen: AND WE’D LIKE TO MAKE YOUR CHILD’S BIRTHDAY ONE THEY’LL REMEMBER. INTRODUCING STEPHEN AND JOHN’S KIDACULAR BIRTHDAY ENTERTAINMENT.>>I PROMISE YOU, IT WILL BE A BIRTHDAY THEY’LL NEVER FORGET, NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRY.>>Stephen: WE DO BALLOON ANIMALS. ( LAUGHTER ) MAGIC TRICKS.>>WE ALSO TELL […]

Taylor Swift Bailed Dave Grohl Out at a Paul McCartney Party – #LateLateLondon

>>James: THE PAUL MCCARTNEY CARPOOL GOING ON, AND I KNOW YOU AND PAUL — I MEAN, YOU’VE MET. YOU’VE PLAYED TOGETHER MANY TIMES, BUT HE’S BEEN A HUGE INFLUENCE ON YOUR LIFE?>>OH YEAH. YEAH, WHEN I WAS YOUNG, I LEARNED HOW TO PLAY GUITAR BY LISTENING TO BEATLES RECORDS AND I HAVE THIS BEATLES SONG […]

Republicans Stick To The Party Line: ‘The President Was Joking’ About China

AND IT’S NOT JUST UKRAINE. REMEMBER, LAST WEEK, TRUMP STOOD ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN AND SAID THIS — >>CHINA SHOULD START AN INVESTIGATION INTO THE BIDENS. BECAUSE WHAT HAPPENED IN CHINA IS JUST ABOUT AS BAD AS WHAT HAPPENED WITH UKRAINE.>>STEPHEN: DON’T ADMIT THAT ( LAUGHTER ) WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT’S LIKE BILL […]

‘Party In The USA’ w/ Kendall Jenner, Hailey Bieber & Miley Cyrus – Carpool Karaoke: The Series

THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE, THE LATEST EPISODE OF APPLE’S CARPOOL KARAOKE FEATURING KENDALL JENNER AND HAYLEY BIEBER SHALL HAILEY BIEBER. NOT HAILIE BALDWIN, HAIL HAILEY BIEBER T COMES OUT TOMORROW, NOW WITH YOU SUCH A LOVELY BUNCH, YOU HAVE ALL COME UP, YOU DRESS UP WELL, YOU SMELL AMAZING. I WONDER, WOULD YOU […]