Tom Hiddleston & Jessica Chastain Throw the Worst Party Ever | MTV After Hours with Josh Horowitz

Tom Hiddleston & Jessica Chastain Throw the Worst Party Ever | MTV After Hours with Josh Horowitz

Tom (VO):My dear friend Josh, you are cordially invited to the after party for Crimson Peak. Since this is an exclusive and intimate affair, we ask that you don’t bring any other guests. Jessica and I look forward very much to seeing you. And not murdering you in any way at all, (laughing), hugs and kisses, T. (laughing), JOSH:
Hey guys TOM:
See? I told you he’d come.
JESS: Oh goodie, goodie goodie.
JOSH: Am I early? TOM: Early? You’re right on time my man.
Jess: This party is raging!! Off the hook!
Jess & Tom: Woo, woo, woo, woo! (Laughing) Tom: Hey Jess, we’re being so rude…
Jess: Yeah…
Tom: Josh, would you like something to eat? Jess: We’re all out of rice cakes Josh’s phone rings. Tom: So rude.
Josh: It’s a work call, sorry guys Tom: Uh, uh, uhh. Hand it over Mister Horowitz. This is a party no work allowed you naughty little sausage. Josh: what are you… Josh: What the hell was that? That was a new phone! Jess: Josh that phone had to die so our friendship can live. Tom and Jess take turns kissing Josh’s face.
Josh: Okay…okay…okay… Tom: Is it just me or is it time to get the party started? Jess: yes!
Tom: You know, lets Partyyy!! Hit it Freddy!
Freddy plays music. Jess and Tom start dancing. Josh: What is happening?
Tom: He’s the hottest DJ in Slovenia Jess: Wooo! Feel this beat! Tom (riding a child’s wooden rocking horse): I’m a cowboy! I’m a cowboy! Jess: On a steel horse you ride!
Tom: Come on sista! Josh: That’s not right.
Jess: Josh come here! Your turn! Tom: NO! *Music Stops* He doesn’t like it! Freddy go! Jess: No, no, no!
Tom: We don’t need it anymore Freddy, he doesn’t like it! Why doesn’t he like It? Josh: It’s not my thing.
Tom (looking out window ‘crying’): I just wanted it to be a good party! Jess: Josh, I think your negative energy is really upsetting Tom. Tom crying. Jess: He’s gentle. He’s a sensitive soul that guy. Why don’t you throw yourself into this? Josh nods: Okay…Lets play a game. How about a party game? Jess: Tom! A party game!
Tom: I love party games. Two truths and a lie? Jess: YES! I love that game I love that game so much! I love it!! Tom: Okay so here we go, okay so I killed a homeless man, I like eating kittens for breakfast and I have green eyes. Jess: Everyone knows you don’t have green eyes.
Tom: Baby blues! Josh: Um, okay, don’t take this the wrong way but, I think I’m gunna leave because you guys have been acting really oddly and I’ve been feeling really uncomfortable and you guys honestly are super weird. Thank you for the invite but I’m gunna leave. Tom: Look I’m just not good at making friends okay?!
Tom storms away. Jess: What did I say about him being sensitive you heartless bastard?! Tom: I know I’m weird…I just, I’ve never been to a party you know I had to throw a party to go to one. How sad is that? At the end of Avengers when everyone was living it up and partying, Mark Ruffalo locked me in a port-o-pottyâ it was really stinky. Tom: And I know I seem like a clown but, I’m just, simple old Tommy H. I just want to go to a party…that’s all I want. Josh: Tom I’m sorry, I didn’t mean anything by it I’m awkward, we’re all awkward. Let’s just have a good time. Tom: Yeah? You really mean that? Cause you know, that’s what Hemsworth said before he filled my Loki helmet with Jell-O Jess: Josh, if you break his heart, I’m going to stick my hand down your throat, and pull your dick off from the inside. Josh: Of course I mean it Tom. We can do anything you guys want, let’s have fun Tom: Okay, let’s dance!
Jess: Everybody pair up! Josh: Who am I supposed to dance with? Jess: He’s having a really good time.
Tom: He’s having a great time.
Jess: We’re throwing a good party! Josh: Hey guys thanks for watching this edition of after hours, remember to subscribe, like and comment below. Tom: And we’ll see you on the next one.

100 thoughts on “Tom Hiddleston & Jessica Chastain Throw the Worst Party Ever | MTV After Hours with Josh Horowitz

  1. Some stuff I felt seeing this video:
    *Josh and Tom=Thanos and Loki
    *Earlier it was Jessica and Chris Hemsworth and now it is Tom
    *Loki literally uses a hammer to break Thanos's phone which Thor should be using
    Am I the only one who felt this funny?

  2. "Cause you know, that's what Hemsworth said before he filled my Loki helmet with Jell-O"
    I died laughing

  3. Okay but if 1:57 happened to me? I would never wash my face again, kisses from Tom and Jessica! Life goal met my friends!

  4. I love the awkwardness of all this and I’m laughing so hard but I’m in class so I just have facial features. ? ?

  5. God, Hiddleston is such a good actor. I want to see him do comedy ! He only ever does serious roles

  6. When Hiddleston plays a role, he COMMITS. No matter what. Forcing himself to cry while saying Mark Ruffalo locked him in a port-a-potty? Outstanding.

  7. I just want to be honest, Tom's mood swings here is how fast my face changes when I see Tom lol.
    *Hiddlestoner Alert*

  8. I quote these mtv hiddleston videos daily im not even joking
    Nobody else gets it but it makes me happy inside

  9. Me and my best friend have been using the term naughty little sausage since this came out and I forgot what it came from until I stumbled upon this video again?

  10. If Tom Hiddleston sent me an invitation to a party saying" this party is super exclusive please don't bring any guests and we're not going to murder you in any type of way" I probably wouldn't go I'm just saying

  11. They even threw in a Bon Jovi quote ?
    Tom:”I’m a cowboy”
    Jessica (in the background): ”On a steel horse I ride …”

  12. Tom and Jessica here are the embodiments of me with my friends, my friends being like Josh.

  13. 3.48 : Oh my gosh I just realized ( and guessed correctly before ) that Tom can play the sad guy role soo realistic and relatable : and he can FAKE TEARS ON THE SPOT . Just to think how many fan girls are deceived on breaking to tears in an interview at Thor 2 premiere .???

  14. 4:15
    me: tearing
    tom: starts crying
    me: no no no please dont cry …… when you cry i cry! (cries)

  15. I don't know if anybody already said this, but wtf Tom, you still look so hothandsomebeautiful even when you do stupidweirdyetfunnythings

    I kinda expect LOKI'D at the end

    Anyway, Tom now can wield the hammer 😀

  16. this feels like something from the office except instead of micheal scott, it’s tom and instead of dwight, it’s jessica lmao

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