Christmas Special 2009 Guess what?! I don’t give a shit. Guess, you bitch! Guess what?! I don’t give a shit. Today I talked to Santa Claus. Is he ok? Oh, I dunno. He’s been dancing on my leg for 25 minutes. Hey, are you going to ask for something or what? *Strange Sounds* Well of course a-hole? What the fuck do you think I’m here for? What did you say?! Look, I want you to bring me the… Puchamon Videogame! Gotta catch ’em all! The one about the squirrel coming out of a ball all like… AH FUCKING “DICKACHU” I CHOOSE YOU! And the rat’s like… AAAAH! DICKAAAA! DICKAAAAAA! AAAAAH! POISON BUBBLE ATTACK! And the rat’s like… AAAAH! DICKAAAA! DIIIIIIICKAAAAAAA! And I’d also like a V8 4×4 bicycle. And also I’d like a V8 4×4 bicycle. That doesn’t exist. What? That doesn’t… I don’t give a shit. Don’t you think you’re a little bit old to ask Santa for toys? And now I’m facing criminal charges because I beat the crap out of him. You son of a bitch! Do you realize how serious this is!? And do you realize you’re a fucking monster!?