*THUNK* aw heck yeah major’s mask but which key is the any key The spirit of christmas is waning from the world! Fight to restore joy! (at the part I’m just gonna put in the lyrics of the songs in case you want to sing along, have fun) Should auld aquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
and auld lang syne? OHSHI- Deck the halls with boughs of holly! FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA Tis the season to be jolly! FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA Fill the meadcup, Drain the barrel
(apparently the original lyrics) FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA Traul the ancient Yuletide carol! FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA (jingling intensifies) (shit’s about to get religious up in this peice) (real talk: water themes are extremely under appreciated due to the garbanzo nature of water levels) (nice try tonkus) Gloooo ooooOOOOoooo ooooOOOOOoooo ooooooria in excelsius deo (latin, my dudes) (nobody can say for sure) On the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me, A hookshot to climb a tall tree. On the next day of christmas, my true love gave to me, A boomerang that comes right back to me On the next day of christmas, my true love game to me A bottle of honest whiskey
(LOOK VODKA DOESN’T RHYME) On the next day of christmas, my true love game to me A partridge in a pear tree.
(the classic) On the next day of christmas, my true love game to me Listen, now, to a tale of heartbreak and sorrow. *CLONG* (the opening notes to gerudo valley) Oh come, all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant! Oh come ye, Oh co-ome ye to Be-ethleham JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BOMBS GUNSHOTS ALL THE WAY OH WHAT FUN TO STEAL A CAR AND ALWAYS GET AWAY special thanks to: Seth, for being your, my, and everybody’s boy. The Internet, for sourcing these lyrics And most importantly, You. Thanks for playing! (OH GOD, CHRISTMAS OVERLOAD) (THE JOLLY, THE JOY) (IT IS TOO MUCH) (also buy the album) 3 Heart Peices, 2 Rupees Red and a (CHRISTMAS OVERLOAD INTENSIFIES) (ALL THINGS FALL) (FALL TO RUIN) (FALL TO CHAOS) (EVEN IN CHRISTMAS) (EVEN IN THE TIME OF GIVING) (NONE CAN RESIST) (seriously though merry christmas all) (or hannukah) (or kwanza) (or winter solstice) (or festivus) (y’know, for the rest of us) (also happy new year) (and chinese new year) (and to the rest of you, watching at the other times of year)