Welcome to Melania’s Xmas Song – A Comedy Parody by Deven Green

Welcome to Melania’s Xmas Song – A Comedy Parody by Deven Green


What’s your favourite Xmas song? It from Slovenia called “OH SHIT!”Scat. Uh mine’s probably Jingle Bells.
(Sarah H.S.) I hate big butts ….. and I cannot lie. (To self yet outloud) I wonder to everyone.
Where are my fucken cue cards? Maybe I look under cape. Maybe I double-double look eye over here.
Perhaps over there. Whaaaaaaaat? Maybe dey are wit the REAL Melania. WHERE ARE MY FUCKEN CUE CARDS?! I should write a song about a baby in a main-a-ger
that went away. Ok, new song. I can sing song where I don’t move my mouth
– what dat called? (Correct Answer: Ventriloquism)
What was dat? Yes! It could be called my marriage. Funny joke (Slovenia laugh). “Joy to the world the Lord is come.” (Throat throwing up then screech hawk)
Sorry about that one kids you learn from someone else okays? Not for family.Bah humbug, that’s too strong. Cause it’s my favourite holiday. All this years been a busy blur. I don’t think I have the energy to add to
my already mad rush. Just cause tis the season. A perfect gift for me would be completions
and connections left from last year. – The Waitresses Pitch perfect! If I can quote Yoko Ono….I won’t. Shift ass cheek. What’s your favourite thing to eat for Christmas
dinner? I’ll be eating crow the rest
of my life.Cabbage Friday. Chestnut Sunday. Giblets for all the children and butter tarts.
Fuck you. “The rich and the poor ones. The world is so wrong.” John Lennon/Yoko Ono

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