‘Yule’ get fewer calories with ‘impeachment lite’ — Congressional Hits and Misses

‘Yule’ get fewer calories with ‘impeachment lite’ — Congressional Hits and Misses

The House Committee on the Judiciary is
introducing two articles of impeachment Winter is coming charging the President of the United States This is impeachment lite Donald J Trump All of these horrible things remember? with committing high crimes and
misdemeanors. Bribery, and this and that! Where are they? The articles are what they are. A big fat disgusting fraud Shhhhhhhh! Donald Trump is an enormous douche Shhhhhh Again, a lot of people agree with that. The majority frankly is acting like petulant
children who are not getting their way quick enough because Santa Claus hasn’t
come yet. In the Christmas spirit I yield two minutes Mr. Upton. Believe me
they’re getting ready to vote for their Christmas present. I’d be happy to sign
you up for a highlights magazine subscription I think the American people
next November will remember this Christmas present In the spirit of
Christmas you’ll be sorry if you’ve actually gonna vote for this only if you
spell “you’ll” Y U L E and then it can be the pun are you satisfied? I don’t deny that Washington is a world-class swamp Whatever his name is over
in the Senate side, Mitch McConnell and all that. The first thing is about the
golden shower about the sexual encounter that President Trump supposedly had I thought I’d dropped acid. Here’s what I would say if by then — It’s surreal! Why would you pay if there
are no damn consequences sorry if there are no darn consequences So hallelujah hallelujah you have saved us all none of us have to pay for health
care anymore yay here we go And I did a control-f Vote no let’s get out of here. You know, control f. I would appreciate it if
the ranking member would refrain from pounding on the desk I find it very
disturbing I only have 10 fingers and 10 toes I can’t count above 20 In Sugarland our sugar is so sweet we have no equal But it’s a little hard to believe that Burisma hired Hunter Biden to
resolve their international disputes when he could not resolve his own
dispute with Hertz rental car over leaving cocaine and a crack pipe in
the car. I don’t know what members if any have had any problems with substance
abuse been busted in DUI I don’t know The ayes have it for what purpose… Without objection a motion to reconsider is laid on the table recorded on — For what purpose does the gentleman from
Georgia rise? I ask for a recorded vote Recorded vote is requested those
favoring a recorded vote will rise a sufficient number having risen a
recorded vote is ordered members will record their votes by
electronic device. This will be a five-minute vote.

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